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- No, Towelie, the entry code. - For what?
Come on, Towelie. The guy said you have the security system
like these are capable of?
Just get the towel and meet us at the gas station outside of town.
the military got a hold of him.
Then we have no choice. We'll have to test the new prototype
Okama Gamesphere!
There you are, towel.
You did very well to get the towel this far, boys.
of the towel returning to Tynacorp?
don't forget your 2d update
- Oh, dude, we finished level 50. - Awesome.
What the hell is that?
Date-rape something. Yeah. Okay. I will. Okay, thanks, Mom.
Towelie
Run, towel.
I tell you what, if you'll just drop the whole thing right now,
But then one day Towelie got high and just sort of wandered off.
Don't preach to me, Stupid Bonniegamer888 2.0
Maybe we should go help him. Here monster, monster, monster. Here monster, monster, monster. Mr. Weenie
It's 100% cotton. And available soon, the Towelie towel.
Can we please just get back to playing our video game, please?
- You wanna get high? - No, we don't wanna get high.
You see, after Towelie got high and wandered off from here,
Don’t forget to bring your panty droppers
Didn't your mom ever tell you? Don't mess with earthlings.
Yes, we've been trying to make our own genetic copies of the towel,
But even after you're dry, the towel makes you more dry.
- What are you doing? - Get away from me, you evil towel.
My life …
- Is. - No, it isn't.
Oh, boy.
- Okay. - Thanks, Towelie.
The guy on the phone thought we had Towelie, so now we gotta find him.
Don't forget to bring a towel.