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We are a resistance group pretending to be the military
You See, After Towelie Got High And Wandered Off From Here
Don't preach to me, Stupid PS5TDGarland20th
Im so high right now
but only you have their security system in your memory banks.
Any attempts on ground would be easily spotted by guard posts.
I have no idea what's going on.
so we can get back to Gamesphere.
Good, because Towelie merchandise is now available.
- Yeah, but you're a towel. - You're a towel.
How long has it been since you've had a nice burn, huh?
- Where the hell could he be? - I don't know.
Here. You can reach it. Come on, Towelie.
We don't have the manpower to hold off the entire military
- And I don't know. - And we don't care.
I'm so high right now.
Oh, this is so cool.
- I cut off your face and ate it. - That's so cool.
a little early.
Is. Wait, turn down here.
Manufacturing Smart Towels was our way to spy on humans
Boog
- Oh. I'm sick. - Me, too.
I’m so high right now I have no idea what’s going on
You asshole.
have your way with me, if you must.
So call now and order your "I Love Towelie"
Don't preach to me, Stupid Cartoonreviewer
Go on. Ask him what terrifying secret.
you can buy the "I Hate Towelie" T-shirt.
You wanna get Plexus?
Kyle, I think you underestimate Okama Gamesphere.
Don't preach to me, Stupid AydenHicks500
Oh, this isn't happening. This isn't happening.
- Hey, towel! - Where the hell is he?
Kevin? Don't forget to wrap the potato salad in aluminium foil.
Can you tell us where that is, please?
and if you don't like towelie
Come on, man, this isn't funny. I need my fix.
I'm almost done, you smartasses. I'm just wiping my...
Towelie
I'm supposed to go to the lake with my family tomorrow
Im so high right now