HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
What is that? What does that mean?
Satisfaction of what's to come
and hack in, he's got a new one.
Our lives are in danger. I may have to change my name.
Hey! She's a foster kid. Yeah.
Motherfucker!
...little girl balls. If little girls had balls.
You look like you're gonna set up a table
It's Ashburn, sir. I need authorization...
There is the membrane.
All right, let's hit the road, okay?
Wait a minute, you do live here?
the piece of pancake out of his throat.
I'm waiting to get some from a new distributor.
Go U.S.A. Let's go.
Shit!
No, we're just friends.
Anytime.
Let's pull him up.
Seems kind of like an opportunity missed.
Said What?
There you go, Shannon! That's what I'm talking about!
Let me just straighten that shit up.
Since when is that shit illegal?
Hey, maybe you can put him in the back of your car.
Who closes the door to take a shit?
Uh, that is one of the better...
Yeah, I know.
He can shit and piss himself until he's happy.
A watermelon.
Two months we've been sitting on that club,
Okay, Pinky.
Who's Wayne?
What are you, an animal?
Kiss my cunt, you twat!
Let's find out, shall we?
Lo siento. Don't.
Really? Yes, really.
God bless!
I'm just trying to make some extra money.
I don't know! Don't shoot me in the dick!
I live here.
Thank you. I'm not gonna shoot you.
I need your help, Mullins, Mullins, Mullins...
Screw it.
Tell me everything you know about it.
All right, let's go.
This is like when you were interrogating me, only now you're tied up...
I need some water.
What's it like inside the Heal Room?
I get a little passionate about it.
"I'm buying them anyway. They have a dual purpose."
Telling them you made some Made some
Must be really nice for you to know everything.
You've thrown your words 'round a thousand times
Guess who.
Fuck out! Get fuck out!
Good job!
Yeah, can you imagine that?
Here's the DNA results from the book of matches
I will fucking kill you.
Look, I get out tomorrow.
Later, nerd.
What the fuck?
Well, I feel like it does
Are you kidding? We got a mole in there.
Let me be professional. Let me help you pick up your bag.
You're covered in nuts.
Got it!
She doesn't want to date co-workers, so spread the word.
I'm intuitive. I say what I feel. I'm usually right.
Special Agent Sarah Ashburn.
What?
I know. I was just kidding. Look at the back.
The Feds picked up chatter on a guy moving in.
Who you working for? Nobody.
I don't profess to know everything, but I do know quite a bit.
Well, I feel that they were just trying to be tongue in cheek.
You wanna know what I really think?
Oh. All right. Don't be a dick about it.
What are those?
I don't know if you are the right person for this position.
Why? What's gonna come popping out?
Adam and I will be handpicking
Get in there. Get your hands in and get the phone.
Yes, I was.
Why?
You said you would stay off my case,
No, not medically. Just to...
Oh, shit!
You're the first chick over forty to give me a boner.
then you two come in one night...
from nowhere and take all the credit.
Nice.
Tryna find an ass I can put my fucking foot in
But he's over that way.
"Interviewer?" What are you, Barbara Walters?
for taking care of your brother.
Well, I always round up.
I'll get that stupid barrette!
They've called P.D. a couple times to break up fights.
I'm good, too.
I don't know, you're getting awfully heavy, Rojas.
Oh, my God! I only brought five of these to Boston!
Then I'll perform instant personality assessments
Accurate?
I am moving my chair.
Probably very
Heaven on fucking earth, right? Sure.
It's a fair question.
They're maniacs. They'll chop you up, or gun you down, or worse.
I might.
Good burn.
special like retarded?
Or if you've ever seen a mouse ball, about half that size.
Maybe they're in here.
Did your mom give you that name?
Come inside, lie down in my head?
What do you want me to do?
Got tons of ties to the drug world, black market...
It's something I like to call a "cop drop".
Because you're saying that out loud.
I'm the one that put him in jail.
Doesn't matter I can be speaking that language
It looks worse than it is. It's not a big deal. This guy Julian...
I hope this ain't my car. This is my car?
Foster kid. That makes sense. That's a tough go of it.
Whoa! Hey! Ashburn!
Just get in.
My Cuz Cuz
Really?
You ain't putting nobody over no rails
You're an asshole for that.
No, I'm not kidding. I can't lift him up.
Boat's clean.
No. Okay. Cool.
Whoo!
I thought we'd go in there and bring in some heat on her.
Now unbutton your buttons.
Nobody gives a shit about her.
There's no guarantee, yeah
...but I need to tell you something.
I just wanna have you up in my head
Oh, God.
and said, "No fucking thanks, man..."
But you're always on the outside looking in
Bitch, the end of your lives are near
that you feel the need to travel with trophies.
Right there!
The heat
I can't watch whatever process is about to happen.
This one has no business chiming in on a family matter!
Is that what it looks like? Then great.
I'm sorry. Oh, shit.
Special Agent.
Oh! Oh, God!
Yeah, they're pretty sweet. Who needed that promotion anyway?
I'm very sorry about earlier.
God, that's terrible fabric!
I would love to!
Give me a whiskey.
Trust me, I'm trying to do the right thing.
Listen, I gotta ask. Whatever... But what was actually going on here?
You got it, buddy.
...but you two, you're gonna be the most fun.
You gotta see the cock on this thing.
...profanity-laden in the back?
That's not oxygen!
We like to create a genuine personal interest in the subject,
Gentlemen.
- I'm a pony! - Sorry.
No, seriously, what the fuck are you?
Jason's not dead?
Hey! Assholes!
Who the fuck keeps putting lions in the back?
We're not gonna let you swoop in
Overseeing what they've been up to,
Don't do that. Don't do that.
No, you actually don't. You want to know.
We do not need the two of you...
Come on, Gina, get in the car!
yeah fuck him
Johann Gambolputty
The quiet prose and the crack of the snare
That's right.
Such a shitty, shitty little life
And now it's time you open up that goddamn mouth
Shame, though
Now!
All right. We've got a situation in Boston.
I'll be the center of your attention
Let me take the lead on this. I'm a trained interviewer.
right before I arrested the Red Falls Killer.
He's been in jail for eleven months. That would make me...
We go in there, interrogate her, scare the shit out of her...
I tried to hit you with my car. What's that make me?
Don't worry, she won't do it. She won't do anything.
This fun will have to wait. The boss is here.
Oh, you want a piece of my mind?
Me and you, we're the heat.
Breathe it out, breathe it out.
Put your hands up and tell me where the fuck Larkin is!
She's crazy!
It gets plenty of ventilation, thank you.
I'll pretend to keep my hands tied.
I'm very, very sorry.
You're not making me feel great.
We want to know where all this new shit
Can you make sure he's got