Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We were just watching them for our own pleasure.

- Myrtle, I'm so sorry.

You know, so I thought maybe there's some other sad singles

at my father's hardware store.

Did you get what I sent you in for, or did you get distracted?

Why does everyone want to f*ck Jeff?

- Tell me, do you think that Brett and Brittany

- Yeah. Oh, hey, you see that guy?

I had an extra shot in my cold brew this morning.

- He meant he liked what's under my sweater.

Great, now she's gone.

- Yeah, I'd hope so.

- I can't believe you'd want to bring someone

Acting life is tough.

you can't ever date somebody you work with.

- She's not a thief!

Do you think Elias and Pauline would be good together,

It's not like either one of you have that much time left.

I mean, it feels like there's chemistry there,

This is why people hate Valentine's Day,

I'll go fix it. - No, no.

- So right in here is where I saw the feces swastika.

I mean, that's why they're talking and laughing so much,

Those are not my kids.

I don't know, but it seems like a few would.

It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking,

- It shouldn't matter what she's wearing.

Yeah, but you can prove anything with facts

- Anyway, do you want to... - Huh.

The actress in the video, does she get paid per video,

- Oh, God, what have I done?

- You put your personal libido in front of busting a thief.