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The Incomplete History of Treachery?
From frostbite to border disputes, hang gliding mishaps.
I’m not working alone. (THAT’S how you fight?!!!)
the lives of the Baudelaire orphans may appear to be more or less harmless.
The number of tombstones in your family plots.
Surely, as you recall, from the moment I told the Baudelaires
I think it's more than a spyglass.
I don't know what that building is. I never go in there.
♪ Look away, look away ♪
to a lake full of leeches in the middle of hurricane season,
- [grunting] - I don't know how you got in here.
'Cause everything about the Baudelaires' situation
Thrax is described as La Muerte Roja (Red Death), in reference to the Edgar Allen Poe story Masque of the Red Death However, the symptoms of the disease in the story bear little resemblance to the symptoms caused by Thrax
- That's a couplet. Ogden Nash uses them. - I know. I've read all of his work.
It's no trouble. Our broom closet's next to the fruit bowl.
I already gave you half of my burrito.
- Jacquelyn? It's my secretary. - Poe?
Prufrock Preparatory has a magnificent dormitory
I've always wanted an administrative assistant,
- It's a homecoming. - [Jacquelyn] Good luck with that.
I was in the mood for macaroni and cheese, so I said to myself,
in the Orphan Shack!
- What did you have for us? - Give it to me.
[students cheering]
Well, the new school hasn't tormented us yet.
There's a certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp, erudite acumen.
but I do have something to give you.
[shoes tapping]
[Larry] But the nurse is this way.
♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪
[knock at door]
It's because I don't like you very much.
[grunts]
and I don't mean a pep rally.
You'll take notes, and there will be a test.
You two better... Wait. Where's the midget?
I know you're hiding somewhere.
No, no, not you. No.
Vice Principal Nero likes me best,
I would. [Chuckles]
You wouldn't dare This is dry clean only!!!!!!!!!!!
from a banner in the school auditorium,
[sighs]
this place has become something of a faltering institution.
[Lemony] When you learn what it means,
"Life is thickly sown with thorns,
Carmelita, always a pleasure.