Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so I get to make people do jumping jacks whenever I want.

I don't know what's worse, the word "pep" or "rally."

- I'm telling Nero. - You don't have to do that.

♪ But you're the one who ought to take This chance for an escape ♪

I don't want to.

But as you and I know, school is hardly ever like that.

A jeweled broach!

No way ordinary orphans can understand a genius like me.

Do you mean "to penetrate an institution surreptitiously"?

Good morning, children. May I have your undivided attention?

In a world governed by corruption and arrogance,

This might sound curious, like the motto of a secret organization,

but we're gonna try.

The Baudelaires, right? [Panting]

Step lively, health and hygiene instructor.

- What's the mascot? - A dead horse!

My sister wrote a poem about her.

"Memento mori."

You may have the classified codes and secret libraries.

We are going to hatch a complicated plot, and these are our raw materials?

This is the athletic field. Our gym teacher's coaching an away game,

It's a cold, cold business.

It's unclear why none of the guardians worked out.

- You were dressed as a clown. - You gave us peppermints.

That's math. How was work?

Always reading Italian poetry and activating trap doors.

♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪

and you never know if that question will ever be answered.

[gasps] Prufrock Preparatory School...

[Klaus] As if eating cafeteria food isn't punishing enough.

- Hello, um... - [imitating Violet] "Um..."

Can't be a coincidence. Two fires, two halves of a spyglass.

Oh, I know who you are now.

♪ Look away, look away ♪

you should know the motto of Prufrock Preparatory School.

[Lemony] The expression "making a mountain out of a molehill"

where they'll receive the best education a heavily reduced tuition can buy.

This is going to be harder than I thought.

(ROOSTER CROWING)

Or, The Incomplete History of History?

All decent people do.

Brand new season to explore the mysteries around you.

What did I do?"

- The original owner really liked it. - Oh.

then you know that nobody should be here.