Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Who can't be beat? - [students] A dead horse!
I don't mean for the fruit. I mean for making us feel at home.
This is nuts, Count Olaf!
[stutters] Oh, that's a good idea. Would you mind sending...
In every library, there is a single book
But if you insist on watching,
[grunting] Then I'll wait.
[knock at door]
♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪
Macaroni and cheese... and boiled wieners!
[babbles]
In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance,
- Prufrock! Prufrock! - There's somebody in the road.
I'm afraid that you'll have to live in a small tin shack.
and are constantly causing problems.
on the way home from that away game.
We should warn you, the apples taste like horseradish.
It's also hard to hold a private conversation.
apparently to retrieve a pen that they've dropped.
If you've been following the story as closely as some people have,
- You sound just like your mother, Quigley. - Duncan.
If we saw the same book, there has to be more copies.
- Line. - A jeweled...
Who dares to interrupt a genius when he's rehearsing?
- We're trying to find a book. - An important book.
I'm supposed to give you a tour.
Our father said that once.
[rooster crows]
I was baffled by your restraining order of October the 13th.
You're in luck,
It's like a question that haunts you,
- One eyebrow. - I bet he has a tattoo on his ankle.
I know the number of hairs on each of your heads,
We've been in class all day but haven't learned a thing.
Strong words coming from someone who's scrubbing a lasagna pan.
but not in a classroom.
I gave you my burrito. We agreed that was fair.
Try jumping, or reciting a Jack London story.
- You can wait in line like everyone else. - Where is it? Where is it?
What do you want us to do with the stuff on the bus?
And that includes you, Daniel.
In fact, my wife just dropped by the office
So much to learn, orphans, and I am here to school you. [Chuckles]
[imitating Klaus] "Surely Mr. Poe could sign." He could not.
But Prufrock Preparatory School has a motto.
- People are looking at us. - Probably because we're new.
I'm sure you already know.
Maybe we should ask our mascot! What do you say?
and you'll have to lean down and eat your food like a dog.
[Olivia gasps]
Come on, cake-sniffers.
Yo llegando a todos lados
Oh, I'll tell you what I want,
a student who will help us infiltrate, if infiltrate is what I mean.
That's a lot better.
It's been annotated with answers to all their questions.
- Hello? - [Larry] This is Larry, your waiter.
[groans and sighs]
All I have to do is scream and he'll fire you on the spot.
their parents perished in a terrible fire,
Yes, it is hard to find good help, Mr. Tamerlane.
- I never travel without a book. - [Tench scoffs] Nerd.