Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ At school the Baudelaires are forced To live in an old shack ♪

[students cheering]

You think they'll recognize you and they're still mad?

You told me you like To Kill a Mockingbird,

the Jewish equivalent of Arbor Day.

Every so often, their phone rings and they dive under their desks,

It's delightful and educational and it's appropriate for families,

This is Vice Principal Nero's office. He's a genius. He likes me best.

My name is Mr. Remora, and today, for language arts,

Our gym teacher was irreplaceable,

That's language arts.

that an actor named Count Olaf is obsessed with them,

It means you're stupid cake-sniffers,

[imitating Olivia] "Vice Principal Nero will be here."

[chuckles] Totally.

- We'll bring some for you, too. - Thank you.

Let me see what I can do.

- Focus, Poe. What about the Baudelaires? - Ah, yes, the Baudelaires.

I can invent something less exhausting than tap shoes.

- That gym teacher was crying. - So was the driver.

and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them."

- Uh, crabs! - [Violet] Our shack has crabs!

We think it might be, with the right book.

Leave them alone. You're the cake-sniffer.

Oh, goodness me, you have comrades. You have cohorts.

Larry, your waiter.

but I'm the most special girl in the whole school.

She's been even worse since Nero got her those shoes.

[both] Where did you get that?

I can assure you this bank's troubles are finally over.

Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that, although you won't get to see it much.

[automated voice] This is not Count Olaf.

- This is ridiculous. - We can fix it up a little.

Like many mottoes, it can be found on a variety of surfaces,

Get moving. I'm talking to you, cheerleaders.

You should be. My IQ has been measured in the upper double digits.

you will understand why this story can have no happy ending,

That's a little better.

It's because your home was destroyed in a fire.

Report to the athletic field in ten minutes.

what I really, really want.

- [Carmelita] Little girl? I'm 4' 7". - [chuckles]

- Did you deliver the book? - [shivering] I had some complications.

I see you brought something to read.

- You're not an orphan, are you? - Do I look like I live in a shack?

and Klaus, you will be with Mrs. Bass in room two,

We may have use for it.

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

or the way the land looks when sun sets behind the mountains.

[Olaf clears throat]