Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We always put new orphans in the shack.
- How was your day? - I heard nothing but pointless stories.
I was already interrupted.
but I'm afraid it's a cake-sniffer-free zone.
You take this to the Baudelaires.
That's okay. That's what I'm here for.
What a moron.
One eyebrow, tattoo on ankle.
then you never have to come back to this school again.
We taped metal to our shoes to be extra noisy.
We've been waiting for a really long time.
But I had the AV club program it to recognize the hallmarks of Count Olaf.
I've seen better jumping jacks from old people!
I don't know what that building is. I never go in there.
- Mascot costume, front half. - Good.
You won't think of your friends or your career,
I don't know what that building is. I never go in there.
It's a hairnet, as required by the Department of Education.
- Drat. - [Isadora] Drat?
The three of you better... Wait.
- We think we saw Count Olaf! - What?
and I need to get to Prufrock Preparatory School right away.
He was making a molehill out of a mountain.
Maybe. You're sure you've never heard of Count Olaf?
What will happen to those members of the pep squad you threw off the bus?
But it doesn't cost more money to leave the library door unlocked.
This is a school. Let's see what we can learn.
I mean the plural for first person pronoun. I’M NOT WORKING ALONE.
♪ Look away, look away ♪
It must be difficult for you to measure how unhappy you are without your parents,
- Let's take it from the flop. - "Flop"? Take it from the top.
when you make a poem about the person you wanna kill
And there's nobody who can stop me.
You'll think of the day we beat another team at sports!
If you're interested in stories with a happy ending,
Our parents were part of something. Our guardians, too.
- Why won't you leave me alone? - I'm still hungry.
- Ahem? - Ahem.
I don't know which I like more, the word "pep" or "rally."
- Make me an offer. - I like you.
What now?
All right, fine. [Grunts]
[scoffs] "You miscreant, never again will you darken the doors of this hangar."
It's scaring the crabs and it gives the place a little style.
- You told me you got everything. - We did.
Surely Mr. Poe could sign.
That does sound fascinating, but...
We lost it in a hurricane before we could read it.
My name is Lemony Snicket.
How do you do?
Uh, no, I'm not. I mean, it's okay, I'm a grown-up.
Cock-A Dooooooooooooorg!
Voltaire said that.
You know what they say about the food service industry.
- What? - What friends are for.
[stuttering] This is my lunch that I brought from home.
and we'll continue our lessons on the metric system
[Duncan] We found it in the ashes. We'd never seen it before.
a man with no résumé, no letters of recommendation,
"Today, Tuesday, I think I'll have some macaroni and cheese."
- If anything... - It's small.
It's called A Pony Party, and I can't put it down, Mr. Tamerlane.
No. Sorry, Mr. Tamerlane. It was just my receptionist.
Who are you, you miscreant?
Oh, my! Here. Let me help you. Oh!
I'm following up on keeping the library open for more than ten minutes...
Off to your shack!