Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dibs! I'll go to Rome.

not masturbation,

Where's my suicide pill?

Wait until you see the restaurant I booked.

the two idiot brothers betrayed him to keep all the glory for themselves.

I can't let you rot down here.

[gentle music plays]

[romantic music continues]

I could just speed things up a bit.

No! Which is why we were never officially engaged.

[gasps] That label-free couple was holding hands!

Death, take me now!

This guy was just crying over a ladybug he killed when he was six.

to make anyone with an ounce of Catholic in them extra judgmental.

-A place really special to us. -Don't say broom closet.

Let's get ready to humble!

I'm like the Joker.

A trip? I'm in. I love air travel.

Yes. Whisper tech specs in my ear.

Only the truth will set you free.

I call it a blazer gun. Like laser gun.

all that guilt I've suppressed would just explode right out of me.

[laughs] Just another Tuesday for a military man!

If you don't let me through,

[Brett] No! There's such a thing as too moisturized! [gasps for air]

Right on schedule.