Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I was with Staedtler in the broom closet. -What? Give me all the steamy details!

[romantic music plays]

That won't be necessary, son.

We'll find a way to break you, Dolphman.

Get to the sexy fling part.

We're gonna have to cover all this up, aren't we?

What's he pontificating about?

I built this Catholicizer

Technically it uses nanoparticles,

You sabotaged my equipment and let me think I burned down Rome?

I just hacked into all your social media accounts.

Me when I'm 2 years old and going to Kmart with my grandfather to buy an iPhone My grandfather going to middle school at 2am

To make me evil, but in a fun, cinematic way?

[both] Talk shit about everybody there.

The Wright brothers were preparing for their maiden flight.

You said it was gonna take two seconds.

[dramatic music plays]

-Staedtler! Are you okay? -The nuns in Catholic school were right.

Suck my per diem!

More like the branch of has-been Paul Blarts!

Excuse me, Mr. Pope, can I try on your big, weird hat?

[sighs] I do respect your patriotism and love of pointless rules.