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[man over computer] Oh, come suck me off, you nasty bird!
[Speckle] What?
-Whoo! -A fine recap of things I already know.
I was just practicing the quadruple cabriole de crünt.
[Stallion] But we've been dating since high school.
-♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie ♪
I ask, why not?
"The cultured cream enhances the flavor notes, Tuca."
[DirtyGoat] Hey, don't stop! I'm not finished!
♪ Just wait, don't start yet ♪
Ladies and gentle-birds and plants, humans,
You're all familiar with my Tasty Num Nums Award-winning invention,
But right now, our friendship just feels like so much... work.
♪ Maybe we need ♪
historically, they've been natural enemies.
This has to be perfect for Yeast Week.
-[grumbles] -What are you even trying to do?
Yeah!
Ow!
♪ Yeast Week! ♪
My medicine is working,
will be generously sharing my methodology with you all!
[electricity zaps]
Okay, don't mind if I do!
You're not seeing her in the best... light.
Whoa!
[laughs] Must be some kind of villain.
Aren't crunts already world-famous?
Uh, Bertie asked me to check up on you, so--
I went to all their funerals.
-Uh, just a minute. -Ugh.
♪ I've got the whole world By the tip of my beak ♪
Kisses!
Pastry Pete wants me to perform it for a demo at Yeast Week!
And ta-da! Here you go!
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