Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just nice to know someone out there cares about me.
[Bertie growls]
[burps] I'm feeling great.
♪ At this venue exclusive for baking ♪
Would you like some judgment-free help?
and you'd be a moron not to cut that shit out of your lady pipes.
Ooh!
Oh, I see what this is about. You don't think I can take care of myself.
[EMT grunts]
May it become the newest food fad that everyone loves
-[computer] Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! -[grunting]
If you look closely, you can catch some sexual overtones in her work.
[Bertie] Let me check up on her real quick.
[laughs] Yeah, that's right, computer. He is a jerk!
Bertie, how many Band-Aids in a doctor's dozen?
[groans] Ow!
And if you don't remove it, it will rupture,  and you will die.
[whistling tune]
That's Chef Winter Garcia,
Tuca, I'm worried about you.
But first, to display my lovely ingredients,
Ew.
Is she okay?
Tell me! Tell me, woman!
You're an adult bird woman.
Today, I bring you something new:
And you'll never be happy in a relationship
-[computer] Jerk. -[DirtyGoat groans]
Hello?
Who even buys ChapStick?
[pop music plays]
No, it's just... look at this place.
All right! My first customer!
[crowd applauds]
Bertie! Bertie! How many teaspoons are in an ounce?
That's right! I heard it all through the talking vents!
Hi, I'm Ultra-Sam, the ultrasound machine.