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I have a cracked keel, I have to dry-dock it.
Thank you so much.
You customers are cunts Fuck off to Coles
But if you need to go, Amy, you should go.
Yes, Marion. We're all aware of that. Good-bye.
can you imagine how stressed out he might be
Nobody plans on going to prison, dipshit.
He's already squirreled away in an air vent somewhere
Oh, my God.
because we are united
That and the big quake hasn't yet hit San Francisco.
Oh, my God, Amy. You work for the vice president.
I'm gonna go talk to the president.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
He shook my hand and he said,
I just want to offer my sincere condolences
The first movie. The sequels sucked.
- and I have got to have... - Unprotected.
Yeah, that'll take the edge off this cornhole.
Oh, and on the loss of your committee chairmanship, sir.
USA Freedom to an tiger shark.
- You're like Neo. - Wow.
Thank you! Thank you!
Some US backpackers tried to smoke a doobie
on the riverbank all night.
Communications is your job, Mike.
ry: Oh, great job, ma'am.
- All right, item number - job share.
- Ooh, Miami Sunburst. - Yeah.
working mothers, Hispanic voters.
Sir, the West Coast exit polls are looking bad.
We are going co-POTAL, right?
So put everything on the wagons
Supertramp to a Komodo dragon. A with they're is komodo dragon have fucking komodo dragon. I know. have of komodo dragons.
Your campaign visits always lead to a bump for the candidate.
I want a Cartier fucking dildo
Like she's ever gonna need that.
Catherine got giardia.