Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excel? Pie charts?
- Oh, Lord, all right. - Oh, Lord.
By definition, you should be at half the height of the president.
- Oh, my God. - Okay, get it off my shoe.
standing right in front of you.
is swinging his nuclear dick again.
Amy, it's the fucking midterms. Go.
You know, when it takes a cop 15 bullets to put him down.
Is that a crack about my boat? Really funny.
We just lost the Florida third, fifth, and sixth.
Amy, Amy, Amy. Oh, thank God.
with no legs and a massive ass.
- No. I'm good. I'm here. - All right, good.
- Yep. - And your nose if you can.
Cartier fucking dildo Veep
You got a sit-down with CENTCOM in two hours.
- He went to bed. - He's in bed?
Excuse me. Would you get that fucking thing out from under my nose?
- Wow, this is amazing. - Right?
in this administration.
Not God. Don't make it religious.
- My pee pee is done. - Yes, ma'am.
- It depends on the vice president. - Yeah?
Why don't you take the first bullet
- It holds about nine cups' worth. - Oh, wow.
Thank God.
'cause you're going down.
You have three kids by two different guys.
He made us go river rafting together.
You think Kent Davison is a bad thing?
Furs!? Eeeeeeeeee!!
- What? - Listen, Amy.
so we want the lipstick throwing
when results don't go my way and Im not in the mood for sass back
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Give me a break. I'm on eBay.
Okay.
My good friend POTUS, my Gamma Chi brother,
Fuck that lipstick!