Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something has happened to the vice president.

I’m exhaustion red

That's just the way it works out sometimes.

I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest

How's this for a funny noise, ma'am?

It's just I can't find her lipstick

Want to play midterm cliche bingo?

and put it through your brain?

- Mike, your phone's ringing. - Could you get it, please?

What about New England?

- Yeah, a lot of love. - No, not for you, Marjorie.

Tonight there's gonna be a plane crash

Well, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, Amy.

- and you get out. - Here, ma'am.

- Eat it! Eat it all right now! - I'm sorry.

Okay, everybody, it's official.

and don't I wish that there were.

- Thank you. - Can you put a sinking ship on eBay?

He is, according to the rumor I put out.

Yeah, but that's not

Why, you got money problems?

I'm sorry, but you missed your chance.

You take your eyebrows

Load up the wagons and shoot the dogs.

And, actually, I was told that you'd been told.

Hey, I got this off your dresser.

I will be expecting that material.

Always with the last word. That's why you're single. Guys hate that.

Yeah, and then be woken up in the future?

shunting a train wreck onto a crowded highway.

The American people have said

Yeah, it's the only thing I'd save if this building were on fire.

Well, we are the United States of America

Guys, we agreed to let The Matrix debate lie.

There was a lot of love for you on the campaign trail.

Made it a little roomier for you.

how you put my ex-husband up on that stage

It's stuck on the bottom of your shoe.

Okay, great. Everybody hates us.

what are we gonna do about it?

Oh, my God. Amy, I'm so sorry.

forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit

that Kent is gonna get in between me and POTUS,