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the man with a golden pitchfork.
Gnomes? Are you guys still--
Okay. What about this?
[gnome screams]
[squawking]
[gasps]
[laughs]
You're really emotionally shut down.
[grunting] Oh…
[grunts]
[both grunting]
I can't help it, they're so cute.
Cloyd? Becky? Joey?
[God] Go ahead. I enjoy these stumpers.
Most moms don't chain up their daughters.
Is God everywhere?
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
What? He's flipping a coin?
[dings]
[both screaming]
-What? -[chair squeaks]
[ogres grunting]
She's trying reverse psychology.
-[Luci] Just get me. Come on. -Luci.
Oh, I would definitely kill him again.
If it makes you feel any better, this is exactly what happened to me at my wedding.
[scoffs] She's always been feisty…
Hey, we gotta get the hell down to Hell. Can we go already?
[sighs] It would've gone so well with my rat-fur miniskirt.
[God] Ah, happy sobbing. Wonderful!
You didn't think I was listening, did you?
Whoa!
[vocalizing]
Me.
[grumbles] Shocko?
-Not yet. -Oh, boy.
Ah…
[scoffs] Never mind. I'll do it myself.
"Expired"?
-Ah, yeah. -Uh-huh.
-[thuds] -[exhales]
No, I'm good.
[grunts]
Shut up, you two.
And I think you need to really figure out who you are.
Satan's going to be your husband.
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