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[birds chirping]
I'm talking about Satan!
-And now my turn? -Not so fast. Give me that.
Ooh, swanky. I like Dweamland. Oh!
[grunts]
-I need a body. -I need a haircut.
[God] Luci, just because I love all my creations,
By now, I'm sure you've all heard the crazy rumors.
-What a bunch of horse-- -Oh, let me finish.
No, you weren't, you liar.
[God] The sooner they starve, the sooner they'll be in Heaven.
Come on, come on!
[organ playing]
So sex, thoughts, daydreams, fantasies, uh, reenactments, uh, cosplay, doodles.
[all grunting]
Then you're in the toilet looking up?
I am. Look at those eyes.
Ooh!
[laughs] I'm a goddamn genius.
You even went to Hell and back.
I just want to save Bean.
Dreamland itself is the legendary lost homeland of the elves.
-[sighs] -[grunts]
Oh, existence makes sense now.
You are the first demon ever to earn a place in Heaven.
[ominous music playing]
She's in Hell, and that's no fair.
-Excuse us. -When is the buffet?
She can't be trusted.
The uneasy peace between the elves and the squirrels remains unbroken.
[gasps]
[screams and grunts]
Right now down on Earth, an innocent fly is being eaten by a hungry spider.
So that's the game we're going to play, eh?
[grunting]
SFPD!
Where did you--
Where's your body, Duncan?
I found it here, deep inside the castle.
Well, all the people you've killed.
[dings]
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