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- I was in LA getting my wax figure cast.
- * After our shows, he took a bow *
I'm just Beth.
- No, um, I guess it's the theme song
Now let's go blow the doors off the Dad's Choice Awards!
Everyone thinks I'm JFK Jr.
- [in deep voice] Sorry.
- [sighs]
You know what I think I'm gonna do next?
The 'Tudle! Try and find it at Wanamaker's.
- You did? - Or hoped it was her.
I just think that we just need
I only walk around with medium dick energy.
to my face or my butt.
We'll just--we'll write another one.
[crowd chattering]
Can't speak hide nor hare about the "Med" part.
She just said she's not Ashley.
* Leave a message if you love me *
[all cheering] - Dads, Dads!
- * 98% commission *
When will this end?
- Oh, for sure.
- Ugh! - I'm busy.
- I said I'm sorry! - We signed the NDA!
- Oh, somebody read the PDF. Thanks!
getting head from a butterfly.
- Gloria! - Hey!
- Meet The 'Tudle!
You can tell me it's you, Ashley."
- When T.K. gets back from lunch,
who needed a gimmick.
both: * Promised we'd be famous soon *
* "I can pick girls too" *
* *
[soft piano music]
* Bob Cratchit hours, thousand crunches a day *
- Oh, I love that one. Yeah, this spa is so great.
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