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that people are gonna hear it...
[quirky music]
and given the amount of direct quotes
- * Made his money off a basement zoo *
* At the beep *
- * Only let us * both: * Eat crab *
so this is an ideal situation.
Outside, T.K. said "Toodles!"
I'm never gonna do plastic surgery.
But you forgot one thing, Scalabrini:
- How could you not be our friend Ashley?
- Okay.
You're a trailblazer, Dawn.
- Why is that? - Because it's theft!
while we're being all brave and trailblazing,
- It's the Nokia 879 Switch Splazz.
- Ugh. - So I hope you had some fun,
- She's like a sexy beekeeper.
* Half pig *
[sirens wailing, gunshots]
- * Leaving the stage, we hear through a cough *
* He got a Porsche, we got a camel cash per diem *
* *
- No.
was crazy long like it was for sneakers.
both: * Sketchy financials *
- Oh, no, I just saw on Toilet TV
and their voices are identical.
In almost all cases, it's "Fight Club."
You know, I've been drinking a lot of green juice.
- * Dyed his arm hairs black and then *
* Girls5eva *
- [laughing] - Oh, that was so nice!
- I think T.K. is Meghan Markle.
Or...normal?
* 'Cause everything we do *
* Our eyes tell me a story *
- * 'Cause you can't * both: * Get fat *
- Good night, everybody. - Good night.
or their high school girlfriend
Wickie Roy is...
Ashley fell off an infinity pool drunk.