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When your parents left you and we took you in, did we say you were in the way? No!
How are your folks?
He said I could either have a closed sign up the door or an open sign on my ass.
We fed you and loved you
Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound of birds chirping outside my window.
Okay look,
Yeah. I was thinking about what you said this afternoon at the record store.
No.
Ok wait so,
I busted the TV.
I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to
Well, I wish you had more upper body strength.
Wait to see what I did to your bed.
Oh, nice job Red.
Except you. Nighty night.
Then he can fix everything and feel very useful.
Ouah, man! Impressive!
Look, I know I made that stupid list to figure out who my perfect match should be, and you were right,
weirdo.
good communication!
Wait! Why do you have to take your pants off to play?