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Look, I keep my extra cash in a pickle jar on the top shelf over the sink.
I'll give the tape to the police.
Well, lay it on me, studly.
- Yeah, well, it's just... - J.D., one sec.
What!
It's the way you're so concerned about protecting yourself.
I know you think I'm just being crazy, but Elliot,
- Why can't I be a vampire? - Because it's my movie!
[Turk] She was at Ben's funeral.
- I thought you died. - No, I just got married.
No problem. I'll call you tomorrow.
You need to use force to get the tube between the ribs,
You know the difference between you and me?
Cover up, sailors. Chick on deck. I need extra towels for the ladies' room.
These are just general thoughts about life, nothing specific to you.
- That's cool. - I'm sorry.
You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
My mom loves the road.
in fact, fear the Janitor.
Huh.
if you're smitten.
- Hey, dudes. - Don't "hey, dudes" us.
Please don't tell her.
I mean, no one in this entire hospital has a bad thing to say about you,
I never got a synchronized snap from the greasers.