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What?
...when we'll have to say goodbye.
There's breeds of monkeys, and all they do is have sex...
People would talk about that episode.
We should do some kind of handshake.
I got a poem.
...it'll haunt me the rest of my life.
I visited this as a young teenager.
...and what might've happened if you'd picked up with one of them.
...that he had spent all of his life thinking about his career.
- So it's my turn. No? - Yes, your turn.
If she'd known him, he'd have disappointed her eventually.
I hate it.
It's just, usually, it's myself...
It's not the appropriate place to tell it.
All he could think about was that he was looking at something...
Or they don't give a shit. I don't know.
I'll wonder who else you're with. I'll miss you.
It's like the environments...
But a guy taking money from a bank machine...
That's why I'm still in school.
I'm gonna call my friend in Paris...
- I'm having a great time. - Really?
I think I can really fall in love when I know everything about someone.
...strange men in the street...
- Thanks. - Thanks, man.
It starts at 2130.
- It's fine here? - Yeah, this is good.
Maybe we should meet here in five years or something.
I don't either.
And they sit me down and give me this big rap on how...
...to hear that I was a homicidal maniac...
You know, like I was crashing the big party.
If it had to be something, if I had to think about it...
Do I?
...with the word inside.
Don't forget.
He couldn't get it out of his head.
THIS MAN IS SO CUTE I WANT TO BE THERE
I hate...
...are stronger than the people.
- Red wine. - Red wine. Right.
...but who cares really?
I remember my mother told me right in front of my father...
Yeah? It's tiny.
...and spend the summer with my girlfriend...
Money.
You made the right choice. You're happy.
- What kind of ideas? - Want to hear one?
Jean-Marc Fleury?
Love is a complex issue, you know?
He had bleached-out chlorine hair and green eyes...
Certain insects do that, like spiders and stuff?
...they formed everything that is this world.
You know how they say we're all each other's demons and angels?
Vienna? What's there?
I don't want to just get laid. I want to... I mean...
And he'd say, "Journalist. "
It was this constant conversion of my fanciful ambition into these...
I've never seen anything like that since. But I don't know.
...it started with an obsessive relationship...
...and women lose hearing in the low end.
Wait.
It's the same for us tonight, though.
I'd probably be hanging around the airport...
Well, I went to this Quaker wedding once...
...and do it in such a way that...
Hey, Frank. How you been? I'm glad you're home.
But I hope you don't take that any more seriously...
So I would like to make a deal with you.
I mean, I really can't complain about anything.
...looks like a complete moron?
Like I'm in a dress rehearsal for a junior high play.
But was it totally unselfish, giving love?
...when I wasn't one of the kissers.
You need to resign yourself to the awkwardness of life.
And it says that loving Takes this course
Just for tonight.
Yeah, yeah. I get it, I get it.
- What? - He probably didn't just write that.
That's good. You're cured then.
He's passing through. He's American. He's going back home tomorrow.
And even if they don't believe in it in some specific way...
...with my grandmother a few days ago in Budapest.
But I'm gonna be here.
On this island, I think there will be only, like, maybe 43 men left.