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I saved up my money all spring to fly to Madrid...
No, I don't want you to break our vow just so you can get laid.
Even though I had explained it was just some writing.
You're watching Curious George on PBS Kids
You don't want to see me again?
Hello.
You see that girl over there?
And I held it there for a long time...
...very passionate...
Only your marriage doesn't have that same energy it used to have.
I want you to know what I think Don't want you to guess anymore
See what you mean to me
- You think you can do that? - No problem.
...365 people from cities all over the world...
How did you meet?
No, not yet.
So are you okay now?
Perhaps you can go to the Prater before the play.
...and I thought she had an uncomplicated love life.
I mean, actually, I was ready to get off the train with him...
...a tedious collection of hours.
- Really? - I've known you a long time.
Yeah, she was. It's nothing I would do, but it was just some writing.
Why were all the bodies washing up?
I didn't come to Europe just to...
It's funny. Transitory?
My parents are just two people who didn't like each other much...
My friend Emma had a big crush on him.
I saw a documentary on that. It's a birth dance.
I mean, I think we should.
...is what I did.
It was wonderful, no?
- I thought so. - Why?
Anybody can produce a show real cheap, and they have to put it on.
Then this is the opportune time to tell you I'm a fantastic swimmer.
And you're married.
For you, 50.
You know?
I got an idea. Are you ready?
...to go to the fortuneteller. She'd get there and the woman would say...
Me too. I live in Paris, you live in the U.S. I understand.
If it just turns into more busy work.
I mean, that we're all stardust...
La Sorbonne. You know?
- Didn't help your pinball. - Well, no.
Yeah, she got pregnant, we had to get married...
...and there were 99 women on the island and only one man...
I went to school for a summer in Los Angeles.
I really hate it.
I always liked the idea of all those unknown people lost in the world.
- You don't hear that. - Time is so abstract anyway.
I know.
Yeah, I can see it. Like, 24 boring hours... Sorry...
Hello.
...telling me everything would be okay.
I know. I know.
No, of course I do.
Will you read it to us?
Come here
Think about it like this. Why is it that a dog sleeping in the sun...
...and you're becoming this great woman.
So a birth dance, huh?
...very stupid, ugly, bad in bed, alcoholic...
It left a bigger impression on me at that time than the museums.
I'm one of those guys. That's me.
You're becoming this woman.
...and I don't have any money.
- I think we should. - Then it's like some male fantasy.
In part of the world, they still do it.
I don't think I'll be able to make it for lunch today.
Well, you know, for instance...
He's kind of tall, and he's a little clumsy.
...each time I wear black or lose my temper or say anything about anything...
I hate that too.
Pick a word.
Yeah, okay.
I would have lied, but at least I would have made up a great story.
- You. - Yes, I am going to ask you.
...the people you broke up with, and you realize...
...that my life was supposed to be difficult, that's what's expected...
This stupid shrink believed everything I told her.
People exchange numbers, addresses.
...ruin my whole life.
...a way to be loved a little more?
- I think this is Vienna. - Yeah.
So what happened then?
But, you know, love... I mean, what if I asked you about love?