Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...of my falling in love or getting married or having children.

She was totally out of her mind.

...and no new travels.

...it'll make me feel bad.

- You have a real cow on stage? - No, an actor in a cow costume.

Do you know what I want?

There's no end to it.

He's a big atheist, you know.

When you talked earlier about after a few years...

You were like a boy whining...

Why is it you become obsessed with people you don't...

But maybe there's some biological things at work here.

Throwing some darts or shooting some pool.

I was thinking about going to the lounge car.

- How about six months? - Six months?

You know, whatever, "milk shake. "

Would you be in Paris by now if you hadn't gotten off the train?

I hate when I'm in a foreign country, especially in America...

You'll carry me

So I'm just a dumb American...

...that feminism was mostly invented by men so they could...

His life was for no one and nothing.

You'd like to think you're both in pain...

My first sexual feelings? Oh, my God.

Well, all right.

They would've killed each other trying to fuck this poor woman.

- 2130? - It's at 9:30.

...I would marry you.

...and my sister had just taught me how to take the garden hose...

Near the Prater. You know it?

He kind of kisses like an adolescent. It's so cute.

We let you live. What are you complaining about?

...an adventurer.

What? She knew I was on vacation and that we didn't know each other...

Do you have any idea what they were arguing about?

...then you can pay me whatever you feel like.

And he was so sexy. Really. I mean, really sexy.

- You're gonna answer. - Yes, I'll answer.

Do you think we have others like this?

I mean, if opportunists like that ever had to tell the real truth...

And when you die, you'll be completely forgotten.

Where is the waitress? In New York, she'd be out of a job.

"Daydream delusion

No. I'm sorry, my German is not very good.

Women say they hate it if you're all protective.

...if it adds something to your life in any way...

No, but really. Women used it when giving birth.

- She's all right? - She's fine.

Why didn't you say something?

You mean, Jesse James, no?

This friend of mine had a kid...

People put romantic projections on everything.

She managed to avoid being alone with me for the first few days...

I was in an old church like this...

...with Miss July, 1978. Do you know Playboy magazine?

Oh, man. I wouldn't worry about that.

- You get off here, no? - Yeah, what a drag.

...reading the paper...

- God, everything pisses me off. - List a couple.

They encourage her to dance with them...

As the night went on, I began to like him more and more.

I mean, the only other way to lose yourself like that is...

Yeah, sure. You know, I know happy couples.

And what's so cool is that this whole evening...

Men are lucky we don't bite off their heads after mating.

I hate that the media's trying to control our minds.

Maybe it's a female thing. I can't help it.

I don't know. We're back in real time.

I can see me falling through the clouds.

...who or, you know, what the enemy is.

...and beautiful.

- You gonna buy me a beer? - Yeah.

"What about me bugs you?"

All she wanted was to have an excuse...

...and my mind goes blank. And I say, "I need a ticket to get to... "

We haven't talked about that yet.

- How do you know? - I know. I know.

If someone throws a stick, she fetches it.

So who just broke up with you?

I always saw the world as this place where I really wasn't meant to be.

- What? - Are you with anyone?