Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And he's so cute.
I don't know anyone that would tell me...
You were like a boy walking by an ice-cream store...
- How about one year? - One year.
- Milk shake. - Milk shake? Oh, good.
Yeah, well, you know, I haven't killed anyone lately.
How about you?
What about you?
...but I could shift my obsession if I would concentrate on bright colors.
We were at this summer camp together, and he was a swimmer.
Get off here in Vienna and come check out the town.
Ten thousand years ago, there's, like, two million people.
...and I stuck around just to let it sink in that she wished I hadn't come.
...they're married.
- I should get on this one. - Right here. You wanna get on there?
Everything we know is stardust.
Good luck.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I'm glad, because no one knows I'm here.
Have you ever been in love?
Oh, all right.
Au revoir.
I guess this is it, no?
There's a lot of good things coming out of conflict.
When the women are dancing and being all spiritual and stuff...
...they always go, "Oh, it's so French. It's so cute. "
I like the idea of dancing as something everybody participates in.
Look at this. This is beautiful.
I have this idea for a show that lasts 24 hours a day for a year straight.
Johann Gambolputty
- Yes, she is. - Oh, shit.
Well, I was driving around with this buddy of mine.
I met somebody on my last night in Europe.
He was almost crying saying that.
I don't know.
Look at my parents.
- Oh, shit. - What?
...I think I'd rather die knowing...
...which shirt he's gonna wear that day...
It's depressing, no?
You know what bus to take to the airport?
- I've heard of it. - You know Crystal?
The cow?
- He's Austrian? He's from there? - No, No.
May I ask you a question?
...making some stupid joke.
...to do these 24-hour documents of real time.
I was kind of giving him a favor.
And if you like it, if you like my poem...
And one of them says, "Hey, baby. Nice ass!"
I know. It's not very adult.
It's the only way, no?
I totally got over him, you know
- Let's go to some places. - Yeah, let's go to some places.
Somebody's playing.
See, you're officially kidding. But there's something to that.
There's even a listening booth.
If they are, that represents a 5000 to 1 split of each soul...
And I was so unsure of myself.
You're Watching Team Umizoomi And Winona The Piglet On PBS KIDS!
No. I'm not going to answer this question.
...and a three-minute sex scene where he falls asleep right after.
We just got into Vienna today, and we're looking for something fun to do.
All right?
...to you and your husband to find out you're not missing anything.
- You know... - Yeah, I know. Me too.
...and it was a home birth, so he was there helping out.
- I'll tell you some. - Yeah, I'm sure.
It's very subtle, but it's a new form of fascism, really.
All right.
You have a dog? I love dogs.
...it seems silly...
And when the baby is born, they all dance in celebration.
...who doesn't speak other languages, who has no culture. But I tried.
I was going to say, The poetry of day-to-day life.
Just an observation about Europe.
...as this escape for two people who don't know how to be alone.
I'll buy you a beer. Thank you.
I know.
Hi, dude. What's up?
On some level, women don't mind the idea of destroying a man.
No, no. Wait a minute. Talking seriously here.
But if it suits them, then they'll tell you you're being unmanly.
And I'd just be glad when something nice happens.
...which is that...
I actually saw this one in a museum.
...in the last 50,000 years, which is a blip in the Earth's time.
Would you like that?
I hadn't planned another...