Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, maybe you could send me something to keep me company this summer.

[Tara] Baby, I'm on with my dad's strategist.

- Eleanor, come back! - [Elliot] Nosy fucking Nora.

How could she think that, Russ? I love the farm.

- Come on. Have some. - No, I'm good.

Well, maybe not directly nurture, but you know, I can see it,

Like, I'm just trying to get into Yale, and I need all the help I can get.

♪ The girls, the girls, the girls ♪

and I just thought, "Who is that?"

Love you, buddy!

♪ I've been hanging pictures of you On my wall ♪

but I hadn't told anyone yet.

And if you have any altercations with Max,

It's called double assurance, sweetie.

- ["Move" by TOBi plays] - [doorbell rings]

Soon, Drea would be annihilated.

I wish that we could, like, hire people to take them down.

[Eleanor] Dodos.

You wanna know my deepest, darkest secret?

who looked completely out of place, and I welcomed you into my world.

I don’t even do lit I don’t know what that is

I've lost everything, Eleanor.

but I just don't think that applies to teenage girls.

She doesn't know it yet, but we're about to become besties.

[Max] There we go!

None of this is gonna make us feel better, okay?

I know it's bad,

did I make revenge mommy proud?

♪ And oh, my dreams ♪

But after she kamikazed into my birthday party,

I know I said taking him down wouldn't make us feel better, but...

Come on, ladies.

and I believe it. So, why are we still fighting, right?

Okay? Those root veggies are like my children now.

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

- Yeah? - Oh my God.

♪ A totally amazing mind ♪

I really thought I was different than them.

♪ So go be shady ♪

I love Eleanor.

Carissa really did a number on you, huh?

The one who showed everyone that video of you. Erica Norman.

I'm sorry. Am I being paranoid, or is everyone staring at me right now?

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It's important that the girls covet your look.

[Drea] If you haven't already gleaned, my friends were born into this life,

and you wanna impress me.

Wait. She told me that you started some fucked-up rumor about her

["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish ends]

Narcissists are too busy thinking about themselves

I need to get her keys.

["Praise You" by Fatboy Slim plays]

Except I can't go to the Admissions Party because I didn't get into Yale, remember?

[Drea] Good. He'll look even worse.

♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪

♪ I'll catch a ride with her, you know ♪

- And, uh... - [girls talking indistinctly]

Now, go get the dirt on Max and make revenge mommy proud.

Makes no sense. Like, she's so selfish sometimes.

Look, can't we just put all this ugliness aside?

Hey, you guys stay there, okay? I'll be back.

Do you ever worry that you'll lose yourself?

Stay here, baby. [sniffs]

Yes. You're radiating Glennergy right now.

Now I find out you were pretending?

["CYBAH" by Syd plays]

[tense music plays]

but I was more DIY.

I'm not just gonna get sent to some glorified spa.

♪ You're everything to me ♪

Why don't you transfer?

in today's Thorn.

Oh, honey, it is much easier to destroy a girl.

[Meghan laughs] What is she doing here?

Who wants a bite of me?

Oh, Mama, that's very rude. What about Oscar Winner Olivia Colman?

Hey, guys, this is... this is a joke. I don't know what this is.

has to be reduced to such petty name-calling.

I haven't worn a bathing suit in public, like, ever.

[Tara] Well, I can't wait for everyone to read this thought-provoking piece.

Oh, no, no. I'm not gonna let a silly video stand between me and Yale.

Fuck you, Eleanor!

["Deceptacon" continues]

♪ And I'm so caught up in the news Of who likes me and who hates you ♪

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks continues]

[Tara] Happy birthday.

It's been really tough for me without her.

maybe it could help you too.

and you're calling me Nora.

I didn't sleep anymore.

Isn't that twisted? They were my best friends.

I love you. I'm gagged.

Thank God I was sitting on a towel.

I really wanted this to work,

- Yeah. Tara, gather everyone. - [Tara] Mm-hmm.

Feminist, my ass, you know?

- She likes choosing violence. - No. No one is choosing violence.

to donate her entire wardrobe to low-income women in need.

[thunder rumbling]

Unfortunately, she's still expelled, as she was, you know, growing drugs.

Oh. They have to pay.

Aside from the fact that this is all, like, targeting you,

We're casting spells tonight, bitches.

♪ Summer's for the girls... ♪

More than friends.

when, in reality, my whole I-don't-give-a-shit thing

but Drea said no.

♪ You want a part of me... ♪

So nice seeing you outside the farm.

all I can think is...

Especially now that Tara and I are dating.

Everybody's fucking gay. I just...

[Russ] Shit, um...

♪ We're the kids in America... ♪

I have a shot with Max.

[Drea breathes heavily]

[Drea] What's that?

What is this place?

And that felt sad, so I made you dinner.

Are you all right?

when you wear these rings,

[Carissa] Nora.

[tense music plays]

I've always been very intrigued by what you do here.

Just checking on you.

♪ I'm so insecure, I think That I'll die before I drink ♪

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

it's brought you to this moment.

and editor of The Thorn.