Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if I could go back in time to when we were kids...

And you brought a bathing suit.

It's an artist collective.

♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪

- [scoffs] - ♪ You ruined everything good ♪

No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit.

She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper

[girl 3] It's gonna be okay.

So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing?

I'm sorry. Who are you?

Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her,

[scoffs] Yeah, I feel you.

- What's going on in that head of yours? - Hmm?

♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪

♪ To my mother or friends ♪

You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max.

Now, this... this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year.

Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you?

it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club,

Which is about the worst answer I could give.

And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales]

Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor.

[cries] You framed her.

You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?"

He's banging a girl in every clique.

You just have, like, a really... [chuckles] ...weird energy.

So, I am putting you on behavioral probation,

Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?

I know what you were doing.

Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe.

Uh, we could get caught.

Oh, you're dead.

I pretty much already knew that I liked girls,

- [laughs] - ["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays]

- [laughing] - [Eleanor] Oh my God.

Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem.

that you also did the Peace Corps summer program.

I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke

But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends,

Carissa, right?

[sighs] Very good.

Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!

But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you... you didn't.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

She actually goes to Rosehill.

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

Also, who says "bonkers" these days?

Sleep with one eye open, bitch.

You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale.

and there was no gratitude from you.

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration.

[Montana] You're so pretty.

My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago

[whispers] Let's go.

♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪

I just used to be so afraid

[man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats.

This sucks shit!

He leaked that video.

- [Eleanor sighs] - [Max groans]

- Fuck. - ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends]

- Bye. - Bye. See you next summer.

I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore.

- Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - [Russ] Mm-hmm.

How're you feeling?

I know that sound. You're bricked.

I'm sorry, but no. Nope.

Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.

♪ She said I got her... ♪

And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party.

I think it's pretty obvious.

♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted... ♪

And those texts on Max's phone... You more than anyone should know

♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪

Why don't I know you?

So, what do you think?

- [giggling in the distance] - [Eleanor] Drea?

♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪

You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video.

♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪

After all I've been through,

Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi...

She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.

- Yo, you made it. - Hi.

[inhales, exhales]

♪ That's how it feels ♪

You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you,

Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.

with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign.

and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner.

♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪

Oh. You didn't know?

♪ Be bored with mine ♪

about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch.

It just really helps sometimes.

Isn't Eleanor so pretty?

You mean Max's friends?

The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner

I know it feels like hell, but... [inhales deeply]

After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off.

You really are the devil.

- Pray for Erica. - Yeah.

There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article.

to some archaic idea of what the best means.

[Montana laughs]

I didn't know you were an artist.

Fucking help me find it!

♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪

But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention

Every year, there's this epic party.

[tense music intensifies]

♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪

We love you, Max!

She turned me into this predator.

Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work

Wait. How much are we cutting?

What do you wanna do?

- Um, you know, they... restore peace. - Mm-hmm.

- ♪ Impossible to ignore... ♪ - [crowd applauds]