Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[man] Hello, hello, hello. If everyone can please take their seats.

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

After the ring dinner, I decided to call it all off.

We love you, Max!

You ever look around and just think, "How did I get here?"

Wait, wait, wait. You don't like him, do you?

Because it's you I'm worried about, Eleanor.

I know it feels like hell, but... [inhales deeply]

Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?

♪ To my mother or friends ♪

Now, this... this year, uh, this is gonna be such a great year.

[whispers] Let's go.

But, um, I was waiting for you to walk by, and you... you didn't.

- [scoffs] - ♪ You ruined everything good ♪

I didn't know you were an artist.

Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying.

You mean Max's friends?

But at this moment, I just felt like I was surrounded by my friends,

Wait. How much are we cutting?

And as a journalist, it felt like such a ripe space for closer exploration.

if I could go back in time to when we were kids...

I think it's pretty obvious.

This sucks shit!

Also, who says "bonkers" these days?

it's in your honor that I'm founding a new club,

Carissa, right?

It's an artist collective.

- ♪ We're the kids, we're the kids ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

But according to Drea, getting a guy's attention

- Yo, you made it. - Hi.

♪ "More crackers, please More crackers, please" ♪

What do you wanna do?

Every year, there's this epic party.

After all I've been through,

You just have, like, a really... [chuckles] ...weird energy.

And you brought a bathing suit.

Isn't Eleanor so pretty?

- [Eleanor sighs] - [Max groans]

♪ Chaotic stupid I'll get used to feeling useless ♪

Oh, wow. Fuck you, dude!

♪ I'll make your bubble burst ♪

- Fuck. - ["Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ends]

I'm sorry. Who are you?

and she told me you were gonna be alone for dinner.

[cries] You framed her.

You really are the devil.

I pretty much already knew that I liked girls,

And those texts on Max's phone... You more than anyone should know

And I feel like it's choking me. [exhales]

♪ Sun down, and I'm feeling lifted... ♪

[girl 3] It's gonna be okay.

- Bye. - Bye. See you next summer.

- ♪ Impossible to ignore... ♪ - [crowd applauds]

♪ Don't worry, I'll play pretend ♪

♪ That's how it feels ♪

Wait. That crunchy granola lesbi...

She turned me into this predator.

about the fact that I was just a toxic bitch.

- Um, you know, they... restore peace. - Mm-hmm.

I know that sound. You're bricked.

- [laughing] - [Eleanor] Oh my God.

So, I am putting you on behavioral probation,

How're you feeling?

Why don't I know you?

I just used to be so afraid

And thank you to Tara for throwing me this gorgeous party.

Which is about the worst answer I could give.

- Pray for Erica. - Yeah.

He's banging a girl in every clique.

Sage. You're not trying to diminish the hard work

[inhales, exhales]

She's like a Bitchasaurus rex.

- What's going on in that head of yours? - Hmm?

So, what's the deal with this little dinosaur thing?

There was only one person sadistic enough to send that article.

Fucking help me find it!

Oh my God. You are at peak powers tonight.

You know, I'm really glad that I get to see you,

♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪

So, what do you think?

I'm gonna go back to my party now and do fucking coke

You know, all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember was to get into Yale.

♪ I can feel the heat But it's soothing, heading down ♪

[Montana laughs]

Uh, we could get caught.

- [laughs] - ["Kids in America" by Maude Latour plays]

Oh, you know, what happens to every guy.

[tense music intensifies]

♪ She said I got her... ♪

[Montana] You're so pretty.

My dad bought this warehouse a couple of years ago

You weren't there to bank social content. You were there to get dirt on Max.

I know what you were doing.

that you also did the Peace Corps summer program.

Lost my scholarship to Stanford, and I developed an actual coke problem.

You know, I'm fucking glad I leaked that video.

I'm sorry, but no. Nope.

Oh, you're dead.

- [giggling in the distance] - [Eleanor] Drea?

♪ I figured Mary's got a ride ♪

I'm fine. I don't even think about Max anymore.

Like, she made me feel so free and confident and safe.

[sighs] Very good.

He leaked that video.

[scoffs] Yeah, I feel you.

It just really helps sometimes.

♪ I was young And you'd spit venom in my face ♪

♪ Be bored with mine ♪

No, of course I don't feel better. I feel like shit.

with Max's dad funding my dad's reelection campaign.

She actually goes to Rosehill.

- Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - [Russ] Mm-hmm.

Sleep with one eye open, bitch.

♪ You made the rules But still fucked up your own damn game ♪

to some archaic idea of what the best means.

She was so freaked out when you turned me into a lesbian leper

Oh. You didn't know?

The only reason I put drugs in Carissa's dinner

Take your pick. Slut-shame her, turn her friends against her,

and there was no gratitude from you.