Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- [sighs] - No, no, no. Don't do that. Don't pity me.

Yeah, they're so fun.

You had me destroy Carissa for no reason.

- Hey! - [crowd cheers]

and I don't think you wanna hurt me either.

You ready to be my woman on the inside?

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la... ♪

Shocking! I'm shocked!

It was... awful.

- [Tara] Please! - My pupils are huge.

♪ Outside suburbia's Sprawling everywhere... ♪

how much you mean to us

Montana, you have grapes in your teeth, babe. All right.

Although, you are a frigid bitch.

When I approached Max about this piece, I wasn't sure how he would feel about it.

- [phone line rings] - [man on phone] Paul's Auto.

♪ Now they mad that I stir some trouble ♪

[inhales] Oh no.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my surprise. We good, Elliot?

I think it's pretty sick. I had no idea she was that twisted.

[Meghan] Let's take a picture!

[car engine chugging]

I think you're lucky.

- [boy kisses and groans] - [Drea laughs]

You probably poisoned it, Nora.

This was just a fun surprise.

♪ I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between ♪

I had nothing holding me back,

What a heartwarming display of female friendship. I'm kvelling.

[Eleanor] Oh, you're so dramatic.

[Drea] I'm Drea Torres,

And... I dig it.

So, I actually wanted to take this opportunity to, um...

High school is stupid, and I look forward to being done with it.

Give me a break, Drea.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart.

of Tara and them finding out this is where I lived.

[man] They're worth about 20 bucks. Someone was probably messing with you.

♪ I have to praise you ♪

It's quite the trifecta.

Then, while everyone's tripping balls,

[Drea] Your little dress I made you looks great.

Remember what Dr. Gratch said.

But that's the thing.

but neither was being a social pariah.

We have a slight problem. Allegra the Instagram witch is saying

♪ It's a shame ♪

What's going on?

- We're gonna kill him. - [thunder rumbling]

- 'Cause she's dead. - ♪ Inside of the CVS ♪

I just wanna say I hope we can move on and be civil this year.

And listen, we love you,

- Elliot, where's the remote, man? - I don't know.

[echoes] Hello?

[Meghan] Oh my God! Bitch, get up.

- [chuckles] - Oh shit.

Somebody says something in person, someone repeats it online,

and we think it's chic and eco that you thrift.

Are you on mushrooms?

[inhales and exhales] Hey.

[mischievous music plays]

♪ Someone who's out every weekday ♪

I'm not helping you.

["How Bizarre (Orchestral Version)" by The Symphonic Pops plays]

Why the fuck are you laughing?

[boy] Yeah. I'm just bummed we're gonna be apart all summer.

Do you think it's, like, totally bonkers that we're missing graduation?

I know that Erica is in rehab with Carissa,

Ladies! [whispers] Indoor voices please.

You think that I can't doctor an admissions email?

You're free, Drea.

But I found that throwing paint at these canvases

Cell phones away.

♪...who salutes, but no one ever does... ♪

- [girl 2] Loved your video, Drea. - [phone chimes]

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ - ♪ We're the kids ♪

- Enjoy senior year! - Why didn't you tell me?

I don't need your pity, Eleanor.

All of them. [laughs]

Except, you know, with trauma.

I love your hat.

♪ She's got everything that I don't have ♪

I think we all just need the summer to process. See you next year.

None of this is real. This party? He's controlling you, dude.

- Drea! - What's up?

I... felt like I was caught in between the whole thing,

♪ And don't try to make me feel bad ♪

Absolutely not.

- Thank you. - [crowd cheers]

you wanted to go to tennis camp this summer.

[Eleanor] Cool.

and I was contemplating ditching.

Now, as we all know, Valentine's Day is inherently patriarchal.

If we expose those texts, everyone will know he did this to you.

who just uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

Dre, I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you last year.

My parents had to send me to a treatment center.

You're probably like, "Why is she talking in riddles when her life looks perfect?"

[whispers] Sorry.

- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ - ♪ Everyone is dumb ♪

Oh, I prefer "playfully omitted."

♪ Drawing crosses on your eyes Like a sinner, oh ♪

Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.

You're giving off some serious, like, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy.

we have to fix...

the Cis Hetero Men Championing Female-Identifying Students League.

- So what are you doing here? - I came to see a friend.

Channel that anger into getting what you want.

Why do I always gotta be the vibe killer? Let Meghan do it.

♪ Hold me tight... ♪

♪...silk dress dancing in the wind... ♪

What else would it be about?

...you did sucker punch Rosehill's golden boy.

I can't believe you. What do you think you're doing?

Yeah? Nice jacket.

- Fuck. - So, um...

- [crowd cheers] - Tomorrow, at the Salvation Army.

Oh my fucking God.

Mom, please just come get me! I don't want to be here!

but we can't go after them ourselves.

And I will regret what I did to you forever.

And, like, not in a good way.

It was a violation of my privacy.