Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, wait. I did.

- A little video? - Yeah.

♪ Ego crush is so severe ♪

- You did this for me? - Of course. You're our friend.

What's going on?

♪ But I don't mind... ♪

I'd have to kiss my future goodbye.

[sighs]...Drea...

because... most people, if they met a clone of themselves,

and I'm worried it's the same issue.

[sighs] So, what are your plans?

This was our spot.

I would love to backpack across Europe with my camera.

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪

- Oh. Stop, you two. Seriously, stop. - [Tara laughs]

When her request to make Rosehill go vegan was denied,

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

you steal Max's phone and get us those texts.

[in singsong] Let's go!

What are you gonna do now?

[whispers] No. No, no, no. Don't let in the spiders.

So, do you remember Erica Norman?

What the fuck was that?

And later I was gonna murder you.

says that hurt people hurt people,

[upbeat music plays]

- Nope. - [scoffs]

- No. For sure no. - Eleanor.

Russ, I think we've been drugged.

I was deciding between this and Elsa,

Are you stalking me?

I'm telling you, she's innocent!

- Really? - Yeah.

That's great. [chuckles] I mean, what a couple, right?

[steps approaching]

I got you to make that video.

I'm really glad you were down to hang.

Which is the source of the problem,

your memories of this place.

So hostile. I'm waving the white flag, Max.

- Fuck you, Max. We're over. - Goddamn it.

♪ La-la-la ♪

There's this knot in my chest...

I want you to remember all the lessons that you learned here.

What, like a fucked-up TaskRabbit?

If we can accomplish that,

It was clear. Max was hunting me for sport.

♪ La-la-la-la... ♪

My ex-girlfriend is mad that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend.

She had the nose job and the name change,

- [boy shouts indistinctly] - Be allies.

Drea, we all have hard truths to contend with.

- ♪ See you later ♪ - Who are you texting?

No. It's all really understated.

It's rad. Don't get me wrong.

I can't mess this up, and Rosehill is my only path to Yale, so...

and all it took to get them was me trying to ruin their lives.

♪ To the place we're going now, now ♪

Much better. Thank you.

Oh my God. There are spiders all over your phone.

But right now, in this moment,

how violating it is to have your information leaked like that.

In fact, the most special someone in your life is you.

I didn't realize how much power he wielded.

- [laughs] - [gasps]

one of the best moments of my life.

[Drea] Are you catching a lot of waves in Miami?

♪ You made me hate this city ♪

Wait. How did you get in...

[tense music plays]

Which is what I had to do to you.

Then what do you wanna be?

It's the birthday girl. We all having a good time.

♪ The air sweet when we're passing by Yeah, ooh... ♪

I'm sure you'll get into a perfectly good college.

- ♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

that should have been extremely simple.

- Thank you. - [clears throat] Okay, ready?

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

but I kind of thought you weren't an Elsa person.

♪ It's a shame ♪

So, I'm sorry, Eleanor...

I just want to eat my lunch on her shattered ego.

I've been coming here a lot since... Carissa got expelled.

It'll be fine, okay? Everyone devoured their cassoulet. It's gonna work.

I already emailed the headmaster and requested the school farm,

Oh, so this is my fault?

this was a huge mistake.

I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

You really had that pent-up, huh?

[girl 1 on video] What's up, Teen Vogue?

She's not dead.

Be careful with them.

and tell her to pack up her Ouija board and go. Okay?

They deserve to go down for what they did to us,

Look, I don't know what Eleanor told you, but I promise I can explain. Okay?

If I went after Max and lost my scholarship,

What's going on?

There's never been any evidence.

they were never just gonna let you back into their group.

[Eleanor] Nice view, Max.

And it wasn't Erica Norman,

Climate change is not a lie! Please don't let our planet die!

["Blondes" by Blu DeTiger plays]

that made it onto the Teen Vogue Next Gen list.

- Dre? - [crowd whispering indistinctly]

[Max] Please make this go away.

[woman] Eleanor, I am so delighted

- [Eleanor] Max? - [Max] No. You're a beautiful boy.

♪ Impossible to ignore ♪

[exhales] But back to you two.

Did Yale reject me?

Um, can I just steal the birthday girl for a sec?

[man] Yeah, last time, someone removed your spark plug.

It's all right.

[Eleanor] I did it.

Sure, well, you don't tend to ask many people questions about themselves.

If by "bonkers," you mean "amazing."

Does any of this make you feel better? Because I'm fucking miserable.

who spent her whole life working to ensure I can have a better future.

Nothing. I... [chuckles]

♪ Head spinning Oh no... ♪

♪ In her dad's new car ♪

And I knew you wouldn't.

Let's do revenge.

Oh my God, you're pathetic. Can't you see what he's doing?

but also like you spent exactly one minute putting yourself together.

[Eleanor] Oscar Winner Olivia Colman is my emotional support bearded dragon.

It's been a long night, but you know what?

- I didn't know that you go here now. - I do. I, um...

["The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones plays]

Um... Nice to see you ladies.

♪ I have to praise you ♪