Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for the rest of your miserable fucking existence.

You were just some transplant scholarship girl

You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.

But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone

- [Eleanor] Oh. - Where did you get it? Can I have it?

[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

Do I really have to wear this?

Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,

Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.

And then I sent it to the entire school.

Good morning, Rosehill students.

♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪

Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪

Something he can't spin his way out of.

Yeah, she came out to me,

Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?

That's a greenhouse, clearly.

- [Max kisses] - Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

I didn't do this. I got hacked.

♪ Dream to me ♪

[Max] ...uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

But... you know he leaked that video.

You were no one.

It's not working!

[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

[fake moans] So good.

Montana, shut up.

- Your new vibe is high-status cunt. - [groans]

[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't... No, we're not...

so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.

"Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"

I thought you might like to know

[Max and Tara laugh]

Because that's what it cost you.

- [Tara] Higher. - Let's go.

This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!

♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪

And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.

- Are you threatening her? - [Max] Fucker!

But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.

So, here's the plan.

You could play with yourself.

But if we're gonna make this work...

[elevator dings]

It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts...

You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?

I think it's time I make a toast.

If you want to ruin me, Nora,

- You really want me to? - Yeah.

You're not serious?

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.

my parents still call the shots,

- Hmm? - Nothing.

Are you listening to yourself right now?

Yeah, we've met before.

It really means a lot.

It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit

But I had a job to do.

Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.

[crowd exclaims]

The headmaster was right.

[Eleanor] Drea Torres.

- He deserved it. - [Russ] No, not him.

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪

There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."

but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,

[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?

And then what did you do? You used me.

is because I genuinely thought...

who cares? [chuckles]

[Drea] You are now and forevermore

I love you, Drea!

but now everyone has seen her sex tape.

Let's get out of here.

So no one will connect us to them, to each other.

- [chimes] - I want to expose him.

I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.

- [Eleanor] Just do it. - No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

[Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over

Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.

[man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner

But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?

♪ La-la-la ♪

Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

- [scoffs] - Baby, come on. I would never do this.

I'm sorry. Drea is...

- [glass tinkling] - [male voice] Shh.

I wish it could have been different.

[Drea] You're a psycho.

Just feels weird, you know?

I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.

I don't do cocaine!

...Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.

just clap already !!

[mischievous music plays]

I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.

- ♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ - [phone chimes]

- Sorry. - [laptop closes]

What happened to him?

A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?

Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.

And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.

[Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.

Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids.

I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.

It's Eleanor now.

My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?

And before I start my share,

So... [chuckles]

Don't you wanna make her pay?

but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.

What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them?

- [Max] I was in the library. - What is that? Anyone know what this is?

♪ Oh yeah ♪

Absolutely not.

- [girls] Ooh. - [crowd applauds and cheers]

♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪

No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?

Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.

- Hey. Hey. - Eleanor, this is my family.

because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life

Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.

But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.

I just need a little distraction from all the stress.

apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

I know you didn't.

Do you go to school with us?