Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Carissa's cooking for the senior class ring dinner,

[Max] Easy, Mayweather.

but now everyone has seen her sex tape.

[fake moans] So good.

Honestly, that Teen Vogue video was my breaking point.

Good morning, Rosehill students.

But I guess I wasn't as safe as I thought because she told everyone

You were just some transplant scholarship girl

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

I think it's time I make a toast.

- [scoffs] - Baby, come on. I would never do this.

So... [chuckles]

Something he can't spin his way out of.

Last year, they tried to mount a mostly white production of Hamilton.

"Why not take back this day and make it all about loving ourselves?"

And they also drugged us all at the ring ceremony. It was them.

I'm sorry. Drea is...

my parents still call the shots,

And then I sent it to the entire school.

And then what did you do? You used me.

[Eleanor] I know what it's like to get screwed over

I wish we could, like, hire people to take them down.

- [chimes] - I want to expose him.

But I had a job to do.

- [Max] I was in the library. - What is that? Anyone know what this is?

[girl 2] Are you seeing this?

- [Tara] Higher. - Let's go.

Tara, Meghan, Montana, Elliot.

What happened to him?

It's not working!

I thought you might like to know

You're not serious?

[man] And now, the founder of the Cis Hetero Men

It's upsetting that my entrepreneurial spirit

But if we're gonna make this work...

But... you know he leaked that video.

Are you listening to yourself right now?

Yeah, no. I'm fine.

[Tara] Guys, we shouldn't... No, we're not...

two-time National Scholastic Press Association Award winner

Yeah, we've met before.

It really means a lot.

Did you just enter doing a slow clap, you cliché piece of shit?

- Sorry. - [laptop closes]

Because that's what it cost you.

[elevator dings]

♪ Everybody live for the music-go-round ♪

I mean, like, it was the single greatest moment of my life.

I wish it could have been different.

They got this hilarious boomerang of me jumping into the pool.

Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?

There was no, "Thank you, Max, for making me matter."

Do I really have to wear this?

Love you, boo. So proud to know you.

♪ Guess you never really know Gotta wait, see how it goes ♪

♪ Dream to me ♪

...Max is a lying garbage rat, so no surprise he was a cheater too.

♪ La-la-la ♪

Don't you wanna make her pay?

- [Max kisses] - Hey. Max. Can we talk about it, please?

I am so proud of you. This is gonna be the best night ever.

- [Eleanor] Oh. - Where did you get it? Can I have it?

[Drea] You're a psycho.

- [Eleanor] Just do it. - No. Absolutely not. Thank you, no.

It's called a primal scream. It helps you access parts...

[mischievous music plays]

Every person in there will drop you the minute you do not serve them anymore.

Because he leaked that video, Eleanor.

- [girls] Ooh. - [crowd applauds and cheers]

- You really want me to? - Yeah.

I love you, Drea!

- Are you threatening her? - [Max] Fucker!

♪ I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed ♪

I want her to hit me with her Tesla and then reverse back over me.

[crowd exclaims]

who cares? [chuckles]

And before I start my share,

It's Eleanor now.

but it's all conditional on you playing the role he wants you to play,

[inhales sharply]...I have a shot with Max!

Please. Gimme, gimme. [groans]

but the revenge thing was just as much her as it was me.

But I'm still here for the Eleanor I met on the first day of school.

- He deserved it. - [Russ] No, not him.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

I know you didn't.

Get in there and eat that ass is what I'm saying.

[Max and Tara laugh]

[Max] ...uses everyone around you to get exactly what you want.

I'm Frankenstein, and you're Frankenstein's bad bitch.

The headmaster was right.

My birthday is tomorrow. Do you wanna maybe do something together?

If you want to ruin me, Nora,

Do you go to school with us?

I don't do cocaine!

You wanna you know how you can tell when you've really reached the top?

This is insane! I don't even do cocaine!

You could play with yourself.

And I thought you were a girl who was smarter.

Let's get out of here.

I didn't do this. I got hacked.

[Drea] No. It's okay. I think we might be fucked-up soulmates.

A high school hit man... or woman or NB.

for the rest of your miserable fucking existence.

[Drea] You are now and forevermore

[Eleanor] Drea Torres.

But everybody give it up for Allegra. Right?

Absolutely not.

You were no one.

♪ I sit here alone And I wonder why ♪

So, here's the plan.

You put your phone in a locked bag at my party.

- Hmm? - Nothing.

What are you saying? [exhales] You want to go after all of them?

I wish more than anything that you had, but you didn't.

apparently made a girl levitate at a sleepover playing Light as a Feather.

because you shouldn't have to have a special someone in your life

Don't you think I would know if she was doing cocaine?

so these popular kids will invite you to be in their group.

Oh my God, baby. Thank you so much. Oh my God. I love you so much.

That's a greenhouse, clearly.

- Hey. Hey. - Eleanor, this is my family.

Good to know you're down, though. Enjoy the cool kids.

just clap already !!

[inhales] I'm just so angry all the time.

- [glass tinkling] - [male voice] Shh.

But before we get started, I was hoping maybe I could get personal for a minute.

Montana, shut up.

I just need a little distraction from all the stress.

Just feels weird, you know?

is because I genuinely thought...

Yeah, she came out to me,

So no one will connect us to them, to each other.

- Your new vibe is high-status cunt. - [groans]

No. Okay? I didn't. But, fuck, why would I know that?

- ♪ Disappointment takes us by surprise ♪ - [phone chimes]

♪ Don't make me regret tonight ♪