Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's recommended by medical professionals.

Ooh. [laughs] Such a fun vibe.

- She does. Sorry. - What's wrong with you?

[Russ] How are you feeling?

- You are so pretty. - [Meghan sighs]

Just blow up my whole life.

I'm gonna turn the stage over to our resident Ina Garten.

- a list that celebrates the brightest... - [phone chimes]

I wish you nothing

Are you any different?

a Rosehill Tiger.

Today, I'm joined by Meghan Perez,

I didn't know you knew Drea.

...there's nothing vapid people love more

In three, two...

Why would I do that? I hate you.

♪ Dead to me ♪

♪ If I asked you, if you had to? ♪

The way you handled it, that leaves much to be desired.

You needed it more.

We should do it on Valentine's Day. Really go for the drama.

Do you feel amazing?

You are a very lucky girl.

- Yeah, you're right. - Great.

- [Eleanor] Anywhere. - I'm not like you, Eleanor.

You insufferable cunt, I know you did this.

Oh my God. Is the headmaster going to the greenhouse?

Yeah, she told me everything.

That sounds nice.

It's literally perfect.

- [laughs] - What about Max?

♪ Who does your Who does your hair? ♪

♪ Dead to me ♪

[girl 4] Oh my God.

She think we don't know Tara paid for this party?

You should try it. It... it'll really help with the Max stuff.

- [Drea panting] - [mischievous music plays]

♪ I have to praise you ♪

Do you see this? My arm hair's up.

is, like, the clique you run with or the accolades you receive.

As a result, unsurprisingly, there is a spot open at Yale.

Oh my God! Nosy Nora.

[Max] ...eviscerating a teacher.

["Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays]

Oh, so you're a socialist?

[Elliot cheers] Yeah!

actually, I was hoping I could learn from you, you know, farm queen. [chuckles]

You're going to expose each one of those duplicitous assholes

♪ You want what you want But you don't wanna be on your knees ♪

Yeah, sure. Get the address.

but as much as I like to believe I'm the arbiter of my own social calendar,

Do you think I did too much?

- [sighs] - [Eleanor] Oh.

Two seconds ago, you threw my phone in the dirt.

And to do that, we need undeniable proof that he's a hypocrite,

Were you watching us?

- Wow. I... I almost didn't recognize you. - [Eleanor] Yeah.

[girls] We love you, Max!

it'll be traced back to an IP address on your computer.

- My girls and I are all about positivity... - [gasps] Ooh!

[exhales] I was worried that you might be stubborn about this,

[Montana] No way! I wanna touch it!

[Eleanor exhales]

I like you, Eleanor. [sniffs]

Okay. I think you should look in the mirror, Dre.

You, uh, clean up well yourself.

[girls] Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

I'm actually transferring to Rosehill.

[siren wailing]

That gave me chills.

But taking away Yale?

I'm late to pick up my mom from work, and my car is not starting up,

Come on. Show me around. I feel like I don't even know you.

♪ Do you know what it takes to love me? ♪

But Max is mine.

- Let's do revenge. - Yeah.

[Drea] Working at the farm

At least with Max, I got a birthday party out of it.

To me, it feels weird that you're talking about my ex right now.

[Eleanor] I know I looked confident, but I was profusely sweating everywhere.

[Elliot] You better be smiling.

- Drea. - [Drea] Hey.

[scoffs] You know, got kicked out of tennis camp.

Wait. Did you get screenshots of the texts?

Why would you wanna go to school with some bitch who ruined your life?

- To move forward... - Mom... I can't...

How about now? Look familiar?

["Do You Know (What It Takes)" by Robyn plays]

She did? [sighs]

Can someone open up, please?

Drea, you were the one who started that rumor.

- Nah. - No, we vibin', 'Rissa.

You think I framed you?

♪ And I'm so sick of 17 Where's my fucking teenage dream... ♪

[in deep voice] Uh, I'm sorry.

And definitely don't touch me.

We could not graduate. We could get expelled.

Drea, you're a conniving, selfish sociopath

I let social politics overcomplicate things

that she jumped back into the closet when I needed her most.

[Eleanor] I tried to bring my emotional support lizard,

Your house is, like...

[whispers] Look it up.

I did like Carissa.

It was just a story I told myself to make myself feel better

"What if? What if? What if? What if?"

I wanted to do something cute, like a grand gesture.

How does she even have this address?

My entire life was about to change, and it all started with her.

I don't want any of this.

I really don't want to.

About what happened with Max.

- What? - She knows you can't afford anything else.

[Drea] I felt violated all over again.

Come on. Let's give it for respecting women!

She was the same mean girl I met when I was 13,

She'll be a cinch. I can ruin her in my sleep.

[in singsong] Brown and Columbia, bitches.

I talked to Carissa for, like, one minute,

She has amazing skin.

Is there someone there?

♪ Aah, la-ah-la-ah ♪