Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. No, I mean...

Happy birthday, Eleanor.

Does anybody want to do some K?

Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.

♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪

[Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it.

I think she's really something.

Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

- Oh yes. - Gimme.

Your fathers must be elated.

than making other people's tragedies about them.

I, um... I saw a post about it.

Timon and pumbaa rewind rio

The headmaster wants to see you in her office.

You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there.

Our weaknesses are their strengths.

♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪

prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.

May I let you in on a little secret?

[sighs] It's been quite an interesting day.

But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,

You're right. We're all just performing.

with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.

[Drea] Tonight was fun.

I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.

- I know, yeah. - It's just so complicated.

♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪

So, how was Max's party?

Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

[Drea] Transfer where?

Kids, this is Eleanor.

You should come.

Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

'cause... [inhales]

[in singsong] Thought so!

And the worst part

Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

I want you to remember the friendships that you made,

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

Oh. I didn't know she was over there.

[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪

We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit

Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

[shears clipping]

Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.

You're Drea fucking Torres.

Taking away my social status, that's one thing

The only way out was through.

[fake moaning loudly]

- Here you go. - I can't believe you did this.

Don't forget, Nora.

♪ Could you break a heart? ♪

[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

So, you two meet,

Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

We won't get caught. That's the whole point.

Is that your ex who leaked it?

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but...

♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪

All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.

♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪

than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

- [Meghan] Why isn't it yours? - No. Okay?

♪ A different way to be ♪

You're getting crumbs all over me.

["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends]

Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.

[girl] Over here!

Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

- [sniffs] - [loud thump]

[xylophone music plays]

Thank you for that.

- What's happening? - [Max] ...a conniving, selfish sociopath...

This is so cute.

No, not really.

"Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."

Do you think I'll feel better?

Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

No one would come near me.

and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?

I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,

and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?

Yale then Harvard Law.

The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.

♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪

♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪

Oh, please don't say a makeover.

[breathes heavily]

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.

I needed information only one girl would have.

[Tara] Cover me now.

You might be the only real friend I've ever had.

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.

Do you want a ride, or...

Yeah. I've seen her.

but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded.

[Drea gasps] Bingo.

The pleasure is all mine, Tara.

Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.

Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

Is everything okay?

You look like you want a grilled cheese.

[Russ] Look who it is.

[Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off.

requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.

Well, I guess she looked a little different.