Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're Drea fucking Torres.

You look like you want a grilled cheese.

I'm glad you're here, Dre. Have a good time.

Yeah. No, I mean...

- I know, yeah. - It's just so complicated.

Thank you for that.

[breathes heavily]

And, uh, with that, let me take you on a journey of umami.

Thank you, though. Thank you. I appreciate you.

The headmaster wants to see you in her office.

Yale then Harvard Law.

And the worst part

Happy birthday, Eleanor.

but I prefer to keep my companions thick-skinned and cold-blooded.

- Here you go. - I can't believe you did this.

You're getting crumbs all over me.

No one would come near me.

with distinct recognizable signs to the trained eye.

We won't get caught. That's the whole point.

Second of all, the headmaster would rather Rosehill burned to the ground

Our weaknesses are their strengths.

Is that your ex who leaked it?

The only way out was through.

[Max and Tara moaning and kissing]

♪ We're the kids in America ♪

You should come.

and she went to Big Beach Day Camp with Tara and I?

- [sniffs] - [loud thump]

I want you to remember the friendships that you made,

- Oh yes. - Gimme.

[Drea] Eleanor was really pissing me off.

♪ Then I got lost in your face ♪

[Tara] Oh my God. Let's get in the water.

Do you want a ride, or...

♪ And they'd all be so disappointed 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? ♪

[Tara] Cover me now.

Yeah. I've seen her.

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

Your fathers must be elated.

than making other people's tragedies about them.

prey on her vanity, turn her into a troll, exploit her darkest secrets.

Did you guys know that Eleanor used to go by Nora,

♪ A different way to be ♪

Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, seniors.

Apologies for my lateness, everybody.

[Drea] Tonight was fun.

May I let you in on a little secret?

'cause... [inhales]

♪ Could you break a heart? ♪

I needed information only one girl would have.

Hope you have a sick winter break. Wonderful, wonderful holidays.

Do you think I'll feel better?

[sighs] It's been quite an interesting day.

But this girl, I guess I thought that if she liked me,

Kids, this is Eleanor.

I lost Yale. There's literally nothing else you could take away from me.

[shears clipping]

- What's happening? - [Max] ...a conniving, selfish sociopath...

[xylophone music plays]

♪ She tastes so sweet... ♪

♪ Even though it's not My particular taste ♪

Oh, sorry. Burned one's for you.

You might be the only real friend I've ever had.

[in singsong] Thought so!

Taking away my social status, that's one thing

requires you walking past them once looking vaguely slutty.

I, um... I saw a post about it.

The only way for you to get ahead is to be smarter.

[girl] Over here!

♪ You should've known that That would leave a bitter taste ♪

♪ You're what I couldn't find ♪

Whatever you've been distracted with, I hope it's worth your future.

Actually, Allegra? Where's Allegra?

You're right. We're all just performing.

[Drea] Transfer where?

["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays]

["Silk Chiffon (Feat. Phoebe Bridgers)" by MUNA ends]

[Drea gasps] Bingo.

Take care, hon. We'll miss you.

Well, I guess she looked a little different.

than have a public drug scandal on her hands. She is truly that bitch.

I put you through enough. I was just gonna let it all go.

This is so cute.

"Cozy" is just a nice way of saying "small."

I think she's really something.

You said some pretty messed-up stuff out there.

The pleasure is all mine, Tara.

All right, so over here, we have our Instagram witches.

and now when it was my turn, she ghosted me?

So, how was Max's party?

So, you two meet,

♪ Because I'll never be enough for her ♪

Oh. I didn't know she was over there.

Yeah, those lists are definitely bullshit,

- [Meghan] Why isn't it yours? - No. Okay?

[Russ] Look who it is.

Drea, I want you to know this brings me absolutely no pleasure.

Oh, please don't say a makeover.

Don't forget, Nora.

♪ Quit my job, start a new life ♪

Is everything okay?

No, not really.

Guys, you're turning on the wrong person.

Timon and pumbaa rewind rio

I know you're gonna tell me to get lost when I say this, but...

Does anybody want to do some K?

Thank you so much, Meghan, for joining us today.

I just got off a rather distressing call with Jessica Cron,

Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

[Tara] So obviously, that video's fucked, but Max didn't leak it.

[fake moaning loudly]

We put these mushrooms in whatever bougie foodie bullshit