Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on.

Nosy Nora Cutler.

Narcissists are too focused on themselves...

Where does this game end, Nora?

♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪

Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.

Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.

[Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible.

So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,

I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.

I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner

First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.

Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!

♪ Life's so fun ♪

You neglected to mention that on your tour.

It's processing, revenge mommy.

I'm having a, um... party this weekend.

How did you even get the video?

rocko's modern life, camp lazlo, and let's go luna are all created by joe murray.

With my brains and your... blank slate,

Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with,

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

Tell Allegra to leave.

but you decided to drug the entire class.

Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.

I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.

[Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,

I wanna tell you everything.

[Max] Fix it, please.

[tense music plays]

- You think so? [laughs] - Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]

it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.

It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.

dosing the entire class

[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.

and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,

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along with mandatory community service.

♪ You're to blame ♪

I didn't watch the video, by the way.

So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.

They're a great read. That was compelling shit.

Get out of the way!

Just feels kind of messed-up.

That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do

[boy 2] Yo, Max!

So, I guess I fell asleep.

A night of pure debauchery.

[car engine keeps chugging]

Can I see your hand, please?

["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]

and then you guys came in here, so I went in there.

- You love me? - Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.

♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪

Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.

That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.

♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪

ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.

and I can just as easily destroy you.

She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm.

And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.

It was fucking... They're psychos! [panting]

You insufferable cunt

♪ Sayin' that "Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪

[mischievous music plays]

but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

- Yeah. - [Tara] Yes!

I have a present for you.

Who am I gonna play with?

♪ I was standing on my own ♪

For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame.

just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu.

♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪

[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't.

Did you even remember that it was my birthday?

♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪

[Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.

Do you like my sister?

You don't answer my texts.

- [exhales] - ♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪

and she posted the funniest story from rehab today.

[elevator dings]

Eleanor, I thought we had

with Valentine's Day right around the corner.

[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!

Are you listening to us?

Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.

- [crowd cheers] - [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!

- [girl 1] Who touched the aux? - [boy 1] What happened to the music?

♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪

Take that back.

- [suspenseful music playing] - [sighs]

I'm shocked! This is shocking news!

[Drea] What an asshole, right?

I just want to say I'm sorry.

she generously pledged

["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays]

- We don't care that your mom is a... - Stop talking.

In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.

Carissa Jones, everyone.

Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.

Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself,

Tell me something nobody knows about you.

Max rented a house.

[Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize

I have a shot with Max!

♪ When she turns... ♪

Let's start with Carissa.

I'm gonna freshen up.

[fireworks explode]

♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪

They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.

You've also had quite the change this year.

[Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.