Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Dumb, dumb, dumb ♪

Uh, look, I'm having a pretty shit morning myself,

Oh my God. He's cheating with half the girls at Rosehill.

- [exhales] - ♪ Got a question 'fore we go ♪

[mischievous music plays]

So, after telling her about my church's clothing drive,

So, I guess I fell asleep.

How did you even get the video?

In this moment, I finally felt like I belonged.

- You love me? - Oh my God. Yes, I love you so much.

I won't choose some random restaurant for my birthday dinner

♪ Life's so fun, life's so fun... ♪

but you know I think that Teen Vogue video is stupid, right?

♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪

Did you even remember that it was my birthday?

with Valentine's Day right around the corner.

[Max] No, no, no, they can't get Max. They can't. Don't.

[Drea] Our chemistry was kind of incredible.

♪ You scared me to death But I'm wasting my breath ♪

Tell Allegra to leave.

Did it come with a bag of granola and a matching pair of Tevas?

It's processing, revenge mommy.

I wanna tell you everything.

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I got a boob job. It's fine, babe. It's all good.

♪ She never stays too far from me ♪

[tense music plays]

Get out of the way!

Take that back.

That's the exciting part of getting to know someone.

♪ You're to blame ♪

♪ Sayin' that "Weren't you once so sweet?" ♪

[fireworks explode]

[Eleanor] Listen, was all this a little crazy? Sure.

It's a little pre-homecoming celebration.

♪ Friday night, and everyone's moving ♪

For girls, our bodies, our choices, our thoughts are all policed by shame.

I just want to say I'm sorry.

You neglected to mention that on your tour.

She found out he wasn't just keeping her a secret. Mm-mm.

♪ I was standing on my own ♪

just because another restaurant has a better gluten-free menu.

Teen Vogue's got some jokes, huh? You've got some jokes.

Carissa Jones, everyone.

♪ When she turns... ♪

I have a shot with Max!

Nosy Nora Cutler.

I'm shocked! This is shocking news!

[Drea] What an asshole, right?

Here's what I heard went down. One of his side pieces blasted him.

Oh my God. He's hooking up with the Instagram witch.

but you decided to drug the entire class.

Max rented a house.

[elevator dings]

Are you listening to us?

a whole will-they-won't-they thing going on.

With my brains and your... blank slate,

Every one of those trust-fund fucks who I used to be friends with,

- [girl 1] Who touched the aux? - [boy 1] What happened to the music?

You insufferable cunt

and you're gonna go to the Admissions Party,

[boy 2] Yo, Max!

rocko's modern life, camp lazlo, and let's go luna are all created by joe murray.

["Pretend" by Juliana Madrid plays]

Tell me something nobody knows about you.

♪ Life's so fun ♪

dosing the entire class

Do you like my sister?

♪ She tastes like meat She tastes like blood ♪

I feel like I'm being eaten alive from the inside, actually.

Can I see your hand, please?

along with mandatory community service.

[Tara] Shit. Get cozy.

That day, my life went up in flames, and there was nothing I could do

Who am I gonna play with?

It was fucking... They're psychos! [panting]

So, Allegra and I have been working on this really cool project.

[car engine keeps chugging]

[Drea] There was only one way to get to the bottom of this.

They need to feel the consequences of what they did to me.

["Dead to Me (Simonyouth Remix)" by Chloe Adams plays]

♪ Say it's not that hard... ♪

They're a great read. That was compelling shit.

I have a present for you.

Just feels kind of messed-up.

it turns out everything I thought I hated was exactly what I always wanted.

A night of pure debauchery.

♪ Tryna walk all over me... ♪

Fuck figuring out who you're meant to be.

And every day, I feel it getting tighter and stronger.

Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock!

Where does this game end, Nora?

- We don't care that your mom is a... - Stop talking.

- Yeah. - [Tara] Yes!

and I can just as easily destroy you.

You've also had quite the change this year.

[girl 2] Oh my God, his texts!

- You think so? [laughs] - Yes. You were so hot. [inhales]

I'm gonna freshen up.

ass-kissing is not gonna get you anywhere on this farm. It's honest work.

Narcissists are too focused on themselves...

Eleanor, I thought we had

♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪

- [suspenseful music playing] - [sighs]

Sure, this started as me infiltrating Max's group to help Drea.

First of all, Carissa's rich, white ass is never going to jail.

[Eleanor] My therapist, the beloved Dr. Gratch,

I'm having a, um... party this weekend.

and she posted the funniest story from rehab today.

[Eleanor] Well, it took me all of 45 minutes to realize

she generously pledged

You don't answer my texts.

[Max] Fix it, please.

Let's start with Carissa.

♪ La-ah-la-ah ♪

- [crowd cheers] - [Elliot] Let's go, Tigers!

and then you guys came in here, so I went in there.

I didn't watch the video, by the way.