Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I'm a teenage girl. We're psychopaths.

[Drea] I hate surprises.

Yep. All right.

[all shouting and laughing]

Did you overhear that?

are you on drugs right now?

it would validate my entire existence or something,

- Is that Drea the tennis pro? - [Eleanor] No, not her.

You know, this was Drea and Eleanor. They did this.

and then decided he didn't want it, so he just left it with me.

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[Eleanor] Spoiler alert, Drea snapped.

How could you do this to me?

Make your exes jealous.

No, I... I really didn't mean it like that.

Now she's queen of the zodiac thots, and she's a Scorpio.

Why would I call bullshit?

♪ Fine, thank you... ♪

I wanna talk to you about Eleanor Levetan.

This is America. We finna eat any ass we want, y'all.

And it felt... amazing.

She's waiting for you on the lower level.

Erica... [sighs]

I think sometimes they're just evil.

You stay there. You lay down, all right? You can have some of that special stuff.

and the Max stuff made it worse, but... it's always been there.

I flew too close to the sun, so my boyfriend leaked my sex tape.

Oh my God. A boomerang of you jumping in the pool. Can I see it?

I would tell you, "You're the coolest person I've ever met."

You weren't wrong.

and, more importantly, how much we respect you.

which is run by Carissa.

but I'd love to make a call on your behalf.

So good to see you. [chuckles]

I bet she only got on that list

Do you love it? You love it.

I'm sorry. That's sad.

[Drea] Shoe-faced veggie fucker.

♪ Oh, my life is changing every day ♪

[Meghan] Last year's public assault sent a shockwave through the campus.

So sad. I really hope she gets the help she needs.

["Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo plays]

So, Carissa's cooking the ring ceremony dinner?

[upbeat instrumental music ends]

I'm in charge now.

but if we show any emotion...

Yeah. Was gonna go for a joyride.

Look, I don't know what she told you,

Yeah. It's gonna be her big break in the culinary world.

From the bottom of my heart...

- [girl 1] Gag me! - [Max] So...

♪ That you showed up on time ♪

♪ 'Cause you only listen To your fucking friends ♪

I love you guys.

- [door opens] - [footsteps approaching]

Also, if they're open, then that means...

Hey, um, can I say something that might make you very uncomfortable?

Get a drink, man. Get a drink. Get the music back up.

[Carissa] Yeah, Nora.

And I know this probably means nothing now, but...

- We should be out there eating ass, dawg. - Yeah.

[Drea sniffles]

[Max] That's fine.

Turn yourself in.

and then it just grows and grows and grows until it follows you wherever you are.

and you always will be...

♪ Chiffon ♪

- [gasps] - Hello there, my little tech whiz.

- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ - ♪ We're the kids in America ♪

♪ You're to blame ♪

and exposing her for the fraud that she is.

Thank you so much to everyone for being here.

["Move" by TOBi ends]

Hey, babe. You look incredible tonight, really.

is just a front so no one can tell I actually care so much.

No. Um, I was in here,

Oh, this is about Yale?

- ♪ La-la-la-la ♪ - ♪ We're the kids in America ♪

You made this pretty easy, I gotta say.

They're all as calculated as they are beautiful.

and second, that you didn't immediately call bullshit.

[Drea] No, why would I do that?

You have to look impossibly hot

Now, it is for all the men at Rosehill who want to do better.

["Happier Than Ever" by Billie Eilish plays]

You called me a human Birkenstock.

I wanna burn her to the ground.

I'm gonna make sure that you are stuck with your pain forever

Hey, rip 'em up, ladies.

♪ I could talk about every time ♪

When she lost Yale, a dark cloud settled over our friendship.

You know you don't have to be brave with me.

Impressive, by the way.

♪ Dead to me ♪

My dad restores classic cars.

but it really made me get in touch with myself, and I realized that...

It was on the first day of freshman year.

Uh, I am so honored to have made this feast

No, I know all your secrets now,

- I ate some of your kids yesterday. - No.

[Max] Thank you. Thank you.

but you looked very, very hot in that video.

We have a couple classes together.

I did a costume change after I hit Drea with my car,

[chuckles] No. She thinks you just don't actually care about the farm.