Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

give to me.
Why is everything so quiet?
power.
I will mercifully give thee one more chance. Oh!
-MARY: Itchita copita, melaka mystica. -SARAH: Itchita copita, melaka mystica.
-"Buy the cookies, Susan. Who cares?" -(laughs)
-...one petrified spider, and... -Oh, one drop of thy enemy's blood.
-That's right, girls. Take all his blood. -With pleasure.
Nope.
-Get out of my house! Shove it, Steve. -Shut up. Gordon's fave...
(gasps)
Thy temper.
God, don't you love it when the recipe requires blood?
-GILBERT: But I was too late. -(zaps)
Stop that.
It's kind of sad he doesn't realize Cassie kicked us to the curb.
(Cassie laughs)
-We are very... -Fetching.
Nope. That is not the story, and I'm gonna make sure
(meows)
I hate the Sanderson Sisters.
MARY: I apologize for her. She can be...
GILBERT: Not a great year for me.
Twenty-nine years ago, on Halloween night,
Back to our squall and verminous abode. (laughs)
And besides, it's nice to be in the comfort of nature.
Sisters.
You know, Cassie's family dates back to the witch trials.
-(zapping) -(bird squawks)
Do you want me to play along? I'll...
Good work, sisters.
Where art goest thou?
-CASSIE: Oh, my God. Yes. -BECCA: You do this.
I went back and Sandy had given away all of her apples.
(soft chuckle)
Yup, yup. Just like potions.
Oh, not anymore.
with the most bone-chilling legend of All Hallow's Eve.
-(Mary squeals) -Simpleton. Those were a hoax.
Who cares?
(all groan)
Izzy, snap out of it.
Cowabunga. (laughs)
I mean, I couldn't try to light the candle myself. I mean, I couldn't try to light the candle myself.
(inhales deeply) Well, so am I.
And like most legends, I'm assuming that's based on
-Maybe another... -Silence.
(grunts) We shared one kiss.
-You guys should get an apple. -What?
Gilbert the Great because, yeah, I've earned the title now
What will we do with it, Winnie?
No, you fool.
The boys were in the cages and that's when that sunrise tricked us.
More powerful.
-Fetching, fetching. -Foxy.
(Izzy yells)
Oh, my brooms would love this.
(bell dings)
Why, they were my kin.
And what have we done instead?
I am Gilbert the Great,
We are under attack!
-♪ Hey, hi ♪
-BECCA: It's lightning. It's lightning. -IZZY: Yeah.
Look. Observe, sisters.
I will tell everyone the truth about you.
♪ One way or another We're going to snatch you ♪
-Oh, my gosh, yes. -Actually, no. Actually, no.
she'd probably have hung out with us one other time in the last four months.
-Reverend, are you all right? -I'm not all right.
How long ago was 1993?
-No way. -No trickery.
(gasps)
WINIFRED: Sarah, stop bubbling.
(Sarah screams)
Cobweb, you genius.
Not everything.
Oh, she has sullied my name for eternity.
Then Mary had the wonderful idea to mix a drop of goat's blood.
(lock clanking)
You need the juice of an Aralia berry for your spell, right?
Which I think is really unprofessional, right?
(sucks teeth) Must be a descendant.
Becca? Hey, Bec?
No, it's to keep the book from getting out.
Oh, my. You're very close. Yeah.
♪ With the spells that we cast ♪
A witch is nothing without her coven.
Winnie... (stammering)
-lit a candle. -(audience laugh)
(TV chatter)
It has to be you. You were her lover.
Bye-bye.
(cheering in distance)
CASSIE: I am so sorry. I should have just told you.
Don't you hate those?
It's time.
-(zapping) -No, no, no, don't kill him.
Cassie, why would we want to hang out with people that just make fun of us?
Very. He wants everyone to leave.
And since you don't have it, we'll just have to kill thee.
How can I ever thank thee?
♪ I'm going to get you get you get you ♪
This time there will be no trickery.
Winnie, lookie.
Winnie.
-"Ichita copita melaka mystica."
Thou drovest the other!. Thou madest yem!. What art thou doing to yem?!
-(burps) -(yelps)
Doesn't make any sense.
Did we... Did we just do magic?
Well, only because they had to be.
I must find a way.
Thou artn't becoming a future and eternity witch!. Thou art becoming nothing but a silly and happy future and eternity child!. Thou artn't becoming a future and eternity witch!. Thou art becoming nothing but a silly and happy future and eternity child!.
Uh, we're just giving you some space.
-Then, what? -Then we run amok in Salem.
Oh, they're still gonna kill you.
Let me get the girls. Where are the--
(mumbles)
WINIFRED: My beautiful Book. How's your eye?
(Sanderson Sisters sobbing)
Cassie, open up.
Oh, yeah, that'd be a bummer, because all of our lovers are gone.
-(twig snaps) -(all gasp)
-We are looking for the Mayor. -Oh, yeah.
-Book? -WINIFRED: I must find a way.
(upbeat music)
What's a virgin?
I delighted in the luring.
(Gilbert gasps)
No, this is probably a caramel covered matzah ball for all I know.
We are not allowed in those.
(whirs)
Perhaps we should form a calming circle.
What is valued most dearly, thou shall have to trade."
(Winifred laughs)
-Oh, my God, Dad. Oh, my God, stop! -Wait, Mr. Traske!
Have you seen the Mayor?
But if the candle's melted, then no one can light it
-Since when? -What?
WINIFRED: I call upon this sacred land.
-Lift the curse and let us out.
All right, people.
Yes?
You really don't want people opening that book, huh?
Now they shall never take us.