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I'll be sleeping in my car.
Well, OK.
She is a Chechnian prostitute, and you will address her as such.
Take it to the bank, daddy!
Oh, God.
No, it ends here.
That's what Regis says.
You need to hold it.
Hey, fry man, you think I could get you to bring your laser eyes out here and, uh, blow a frickin' hole in my wall?
Put the magazine down and hold it with your hands.
Hey, uh, what the?
Hold it.
What that is is a hard drive.
Don't you stare away.
I know what you're going to say.
When you calm down, you'll be fine.
Where the damn presents?
At least she still wants to go through with it.
Look, Mary, damn it!
Because, you know, statistics, they show that there are more children in the world today.
Hey, what did I get, guys?