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And to you, Svetlana... What does this say?
What's wrong with that printer?
I know, thank you.
Because I ain't got no presents.
Look, let's just talk about this after we eat.
She ain't coming all this way to do that in America, no, with civilized people here.
You're depraved.
You get me up at 10.
My future too, please?
Take Carl and Master Shake to be your lawfully wedded husbands as long as you three shall live.
Okay, I leave you for two seconds, and you turn this house into your personal Christmas dumpster?
None of this matters.
Here, honey, just put this on and shake them.
Co-fiancé.
Get it?
That wasn't Santa Claus, OK?
Back up.
Hey, you speak English here.
That's her!
I thought you wanted hair.
Ah, don't worry.
Do I look professional?
I said it.
I'm the guy.