Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or... Just hear me out.
...these artificial-memory chambers from the CIA...
Everyone ran off last week before I could explain the point of Sunday-night dinner.
...plops you suckers in and then programs a great vacay.
I'm supposed to hang with my chick anyway.
Sorry, I need this outlet to plug in the "Tempest" machine I got on eBay.
If you wanna pay respects to a fat man who died on the toilet...
Dad had the right idea. I need time away from you people too.
Okay, something's not right here.
Maybe I'll just stop in here for a little drink.
- Francine, the meal looks delicious. - Thank you, Klaus.
Stan, the family is trying to bond...
What am I doing here?
- Fine. - Come on, Hayley, let's go to the bar.
Wait, only four place settings?
Okay, then.
Of course it is. But I'm not gonna stand by and watch my family perish.
Not now, Roger. Dinner's ready.
It came to me out of nowhere when I was watching Tootsie last night on AMC.
Don't get me wrong, I like the Berenstain Bears.
Here is the line and here's face-painting, okay?