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Shows over, go home bitches I nailed it
Cold.
Now I am here in Xanadu
You see, Stan? Our family's drifting apart.
I truly am the greatest actor of all time.
Hi, I'll take a roast beef to go and a medium Mr. Pibb, no ice. Fantastic.
But instead, I've hit rock bottom.
Family!
And now a thin girl is crazy for Steve?
Xanadu
Α ω θ γ η ι κ τ α σ σ τ ρ έ ή κ β ω ο ι κ ξ η ρ ;
...every time you doze off, I slam a book on your testicles.
Xanadu
Okay, here's the deal.
What a day. Perfect powder, the slopes were empty.
You wanna play 20 questions until we die?
Here, take this money. Go. Go, start a new life for yourself...
...and spend some real time together.
Xanadu
Hayley!
Hello.
I just wanna close my eyes and, when I open them...
A house. We're saved.
You humble me. I AM Humbled
Mr. Smith, you light a fire and I'll catch rainwater with one of these plant leaves.
- Ronald Reagan. - Damn.