Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and you told me you loved me...? - Neither of those things ever happened.
- How dare you treat a lady like this? - We caught you stealing silverware.
...little brother kind of way, right?
On, no thanks. My mom doesn't like me to eat chocolate.
- No. - That's right.
Lunch was late today.
What, no dinner? You're a terrible wife and mother.
I'm gonna go see what's going on.
I'm gonna go sign us up for face-painting class.
Come at me with a brush, see what happens.
Excuse me.
- Perhaps he could use you. - Oh, the theater.
And when your father gets home, we'll do just that.
An illiterate Irishman's Polish monkey?
Okay, I'll say it. I'll say what we're all thinking.
Yeah, we always have the best time on vacation.
...an organ donor.
Every year, Stan checks out...
...who can shoe a horse and please her man.
Hey Mr. S, you wanna help strap me into this thing?
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It was a stretch, but I made it work, didn't I?