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(audience gasps)
He's gonna, like, kill her or kill himself or I don't know.
ding-a-ling actor/model/producers in this town
- What's your name? - Fuck you, that's my name.
- Oh. - As were you, also magnificent.
Kyle: All right.
- Do you really want me to tell you? - So bad.
A human being forced to repress
I convinced her
director of the Lyre of Orpheus Theater.
A magnificent show, Mr. Cork.
- A Prius. - For the environment.
for your magnificent support of the Lyre of Orpheus Theater.
Yeah, it's ridiculous. She's gone on, like, 10 blind dates
(giggles)
Oh.
you thatch-headed devil.
Woman: A writer?
and she makes a whole bunch of comedies.
Yeah.
Okay.
You were totally right. I treated you badly last year.
...a maniac.
- No, I'm doing... - No, I don't care. It's okay.
The show will go on!
who has doomed the Lyre of Orpheus? This theater is your life.
the spirit of the play you're doing, I think you'll find it
to the cast and crew of "Not on Your Wife"
(ragtime piano playing)
- That's my question. - I was thinking about that.
I know. It's like all these little misunderstandings
It's gone. It's gone.
Oh Kyle, I'm the only realist
Yeah.
- That is light brown. - What?
Pardon me?
Great Scott, writer. Let me buy you a drink.
- Daryl, you were absolutely delicious. - Thank you.
No, cougar is like a slang term for...
Leland: I'd also like to thank everyone else
- Man. - Yes, usually
and anyone gives a shit about theater?