Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You make us exist. In the theater, the writer is God.

(laughs) Penelope has pictures of her husband with Mrs. Mandible,

All the couples end up happily matched.

No, some of us pursue more useful work.

We're broke. The theater's done for.

The pretty one in the veil thing.

We need $10,000.

Yeah yeah, let's not let anybody in on this one.

Hey Henry, let me ask you something.

Right. I blame alcohol.

that you were making out with his wife backstage.

- Kyle: Thank you, good sir. - Ooh, I like it.

just trying to keep this rat trap from falling apart.

First I see him making out backstage with the leading lady.

One of the earliest products of human civilization.

Like pretending it's 100 years ago

I expected at least a lion.

I thought we weren't gonna say anything.

We're a rare breed, Lydia.

Woman: Hear hear!

- They have those? - Yes, they have. Lesbians love karaoke.

(ragtime piano playing)

Mona, Mona, house manager, savior.

The fact is we're broke.

What say ye, God of Wine?

- Okay. - And she's also a producer at Warners

- Yeah, you know, I got my start here. - Oh yeah?