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I kind of freaked out and I ended up giving him
All right. Oh, there's your friend Ted Danson.
I am loving the music in the waiting room.
Tonight I'm going to Ted Danson's anniversary party.
You know what? You're going to be getting a call from me soon...
- So forth and so on. - Okay, look.
- Forget about it. - Okay. By the way,
- Okay. All right. - Always good to see you.
What? - You're really going to town on that caviar.
Hey hey! Excuse me. Hey hey!
- They pick up on it. - Instantly.
- Honestly. Very good. Yeah. - ( Applauding )
He will not understand this situation.
And wasn't it just a couple of days ago
- I hate that. - I couldn't even look at it.
Mr. David, what the hell are you doing here?
We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-604-7892 to see how much you can save on your home insurance.
No, it's just, you know, the last...
Oh, here, you... you go.
I'll close the door. You won't even know I'm here!
Oh my god, it's delicious.
- I know. - ( Exhales sharply )
I'm not making it up. This happens to be the truth.
- "The freak book." - That was a good gift,
and I'm gonna step away then.
I'm sitting here having a nice, quiet night with my wife,
There are two ways to go with the hand:
He can't sing anymore because of you.
Try not to wear shorts It's not all that attractive to look at for five hours
She could sense the insecurity.
- what do you call it, an arbor? - An arbor.
I had to pick up the phone.
O my God
( Shushes ) we're good. We're good.
- Don't stand there. - Yeah, but he doesn't know what I look like.
Don't you think? I mean, have you ever seen anything like this is your life?
- This is so good. - Really?
When you're hurt, come back and I'll treat you.
- Okay. - I kinda prefer that side.
I swear to god! I'm not making it up!
You have a beautiful home, by the way.
but it's the longest wrong number
How do you know that?
- It's my boyfriend. You've got to be quiet. - ( Phone beeps )
By the way, I'm not that impressed with the food.
- That is not a gift. - And you know what?
Well, it should've come up. No?