Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( Theme music playing )
You ruined the whole gift! That was our gift for god's sake!
You are the only one that thinks that.
- That's what... - You didn't like my food?
Yeah. All right, doctor. Whatever you say.
What about the hippocratic oath?
It's a wrong number.
- Oh, I thought the song was over. - Sammy, that was great.
- You say you only live... - Do you agree with this?
- Bye. - Bye.
- I'm not... I'm not done. - No no no no, that was terrific.
- You mean that? - Yes, absolutely.
Jeez. Mary Jane.
- Oh, wow! Wow! - Oh! Oh!
Well, she noticed the caviar
so they'll sleep with me, you know. That's all.
- Please. Come on. - All right, all right.
maybe take a little bit more, step away again.
- I'm your patient. - You have a problem.
and you take Jeff Greene? That's $150.
- Yeah. - Okay.
and I don't want you to call me directly at home, all right?
Well, I'm the only one who has it.
- Have it. It's good. Honestly. - Okay, fine.
- No. - No no no.
Well, it's good that you're here to patrol the hor d'oeuvres area.
Huh? While we're eating? We don't...
- it's nice to have. - I don't give out my home phone number.
- You've never seen a man's legs? - Yeah, they're grotesque.
- What the fuck? - Sammy: Mommy! I was singing
- Jeff? - Umm, no.
I'm comfortable in pajamas, but I don't wear pajamas on a plane.
Oh my god! It's Larry David!
I'd love to get your home phone number
- Please don't call again. - Okay, but like I said,
Hey! Real nice. Real nice.
- Oh. - The opera? Fabulous.
we're having a glass of wine, and you bust in here saying
and I think I might hurt my chances
- Hello! - Ted: Seriously, though...
Why don't we talk about it tomorrow?
You ingrate! You hurt Sammy one more time, Larry!
Why does he have the privilege of talking to you and not me?
Yes. I don't know.