Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ( Sammy crying ) - Jesus Christ!
And don't call.
( Scratching )
Because it really... Honestly, it really wasn't you.
- Oh my. - ( Beeps )
Come... I mean, Mary is pissed at me about the caviar.
I don't know. That's a good question.
That sweet guy trying to sing a song...
Did I mention that I'm going to the restaurant tonight?
Would you say that to her if a woman's in a skirt?
- Hopefully. - Hopefully.
We're not gonna get you a toaster or a blender,
'cause this will suck... Seriously... for me.
- It's been a while. - Uh, yeah.
( Theme music playing )
- Fantastic. - Really?
Huh. - Only me. Only me this happens to.
What? What? Was I supposed to lie?
From now on don't get us a gift. No more gifts.
( Groaning )
You're still... you're still having nightmares about that?
It's not all that attractive to look at for five hours.
- Yeah? - I've got a side beef with you.
( Tires screech )
- you have a problem. - Oh, thank you, thank you.
* can't take my eyes off of you *
- Hmm. - So, um,
Uh, no, you know, my friend...
And to this day, any singing around me...
to use Cheryl, 'cause if I cast her...
- What are you doing? - Very good talent.
- Well, I can't go out! - My family is here!
Oh, shit.
- What's going on? - I need to spend the night here!
- Let's hear it for Sammy. - How is that a gift?
you lean over, it's your left hand that's doing the unhooking.
- Mmm! I love her. She's great. - Mmm.
No, he's over there.
- Hmm. - So did you hang up yet?
but he just... He just wore me down.
It's the best caviar they could possibly get.
I've got the number of every woman I've ever gone out with in my life.
What do you do at home? Does anybody ask you what you do...
Very good. It was very good.