Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It is war, my friend.
SALESMAN: The Exec-usiser is a device
Now, on behalf of Nancy and Fielding Mellish
What the hell is this stuff anyhow?
(THUD)
Would the clerk read that statement back, please?
Leave a little air.
- I've got it in there. - Now take the clamp and take it out.
Give me that. Here, take this, son.
(GUNSHOTS)
(# V. HERBERT/R. JOHNSON YOUNG: "NAUGHTY MARIETTA")
He was an idiot. You know, a real idiot and, er...
of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
I don't know what it is.
I'm going down to San Marcos.
New York garbage men are striking for a better class of garbage.
I told you, I can't receive and I can't give.
Please rise. Court is now in session. Judge Seymour Watson presiding.
You know, I was just saying to someone the other day that the Scandinavians
Oh, I'd love to.
Al Mellish, remember?
and you will inject him with Sodium Pentothal.
and an electrically warmed toilet seat for cold days.
How about you, Fielding? I was concerned about that cut.
These people are peasants. They are too ignorant to vote.
And... And I think I see... the door beginning to open.
You may say that, sir, but many important diplomats contend
- You have Bank of America? - Yes.
I think anyone could tell you that, my pet.
Yeah, but what other ways?
Yes, but soon we'll hold free elections, let the people choose their own leaders
there are a great many things we have to offer your country in return for aid.
Come back. Back, back. More, more, more.
Uno... dos. Uno... dos.
Yes, over here I'm president, but over there I'm a college dropout.
(NANCY LAUGHS)
to entertain an American intellectual?
Er... that's, er... 21. Where's 21?
Well, you... you might say I have two nationalities.
- Why me? - Because the men respect you.
Should they attack, our men are ready.
# Tramp, tramp, tramp, the road is free... #
Yoga night? I love yoga.
See what I mean?
And now the moment we've been waiting for is here.
Are you kidding?
which is being ruled by a total military brutal dictatorship
Esposito wants to see you.
Hi. I hope I'm not being pushy, but I just have always wanted to meet you.
- I didn't. I didn't. - Was that any reason to quit the job?
So, what do you think will happen if you show your face anyplace but here?
I'd love to have coffee, but I really don't have time.
It doesn't. I swear to God.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I got trichinosis.
Good evening. I'm Roger Grimsby with the news at six.
A verdict has been reached in the Fielding Mellish case.
- Dinner was delicious. - Thank you, sir. The check, sir.
The United Jewish Appeal?
to help busy executives getting their daily exercise
incestuous relations with both his daughters simultaneously...
buttressed by his trainer and his handlers.
What do you mean? Something missing from me?
I'm a products tester for a large corporation.
I tell you, ladies and gentlemen,
'Cause I have a lot of spare time.
No, I can't. It's ridiculous.
I wanted to tell you that tomorrow I'm gonna be going out of the country.
- I don't know what I'm gonna do tonight. - Get a date. We'll double.
Of course, if they're foolish enough to try to overthrow,
Tell the court why you think he is a traitor to this country.
but they may live happily ever after. Again, they may not.
Now we're going to have to see what the future brings.