Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have nothing to worry about them.

And the National Rifle Association declares death a good thing.

Any idea how many you can put out a year?

Ah, Nancy. You may call me Fielding.

If we can get it in the office, we can get it in the armed forces.

Erm... (CLEARS THROAT)

He might lose the patient. You know Fielding.

And why are we here and everything. You like Chinese food?

Gentlemen, the Exec-usiser.

- Nurse. - Listen to me.

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I've known Fielding Mellish for years,

I'll have the grapefruit sections, two poached eggs,

Once you have them laughing, then you hit them for money. Simple.

You gotta be smart to be a president. Let me be vice-president.

FIELDING: I have a confession to make. NANCY: What, love?

Back, back, back.

General, a word from you, if you will, sir, for our viewers.

Do the best you can.

Well, then maybe it's my fault.

When I was younger, I used to sleep with an electric blanket

I've been training very hard for this, and I just gave a hundred per cent.

Good evening. I'm Roger Grimsby with the news at six.

And, er... let's see, Newsweek.

Well, good luck to you, sir. Good luck to you.

I got bitten by a snake! Help!

of this career of yours.

Go. Gesundheit.

- What do you do? - Suck out the poison.

And on the back wall, you'll notice there's a handle for each arm.

- What? Tell me what's the matter. - No, nothing.

And it has nothing to do with the fact that your teeth are in bad shape.

I am sure you understand that.

I mean, he's not the worst I've had. Not the best, but not the worst.

I will shut down the newspapers. I will train my soldiers.

- I know, but they have common sense. - I am the ruler of this country.

This whole thing smacks of conspiracy, if you ask me.

(SHOUTING AND JEERING)

We'll probably have a videotape replay of that later on.

You'd better get some rest, Luis. You're beginning to talk gibberish.

Listen to me, son. You can do this. You can be a fine surgeon.

(CHUCKLES) Oh...

A boy. He... He was really... No, he was really nothing like you.

- To a country called San Marcos. - I've never heard of it, dear.

then I have made a deal for reinforcements with the UJA.

To a guy like me, the greatest crimes are the crimes against human dignity.

No, it has nothing to do with the fact that you're short,

Have you seen X-rays of me?

- Is it personality or looks? - Well, no.

It is in all the newspapers.

- Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad. - Fielding.

What's the matter? You look glassy-eyed.

Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.

The doctor comes in to examine the cut.

of torturing hundreds of women and children.

You have a chance to die for freedom.

It's... metaphysical and redundant.

Vargas cares very little for diplomatic procedures, my friend.

Fascist... dictator.

That's a real idiot's job.

Every day we gotta hear this.

We'll find the rebels.

It's not my personality. Do you have fun when you're with me?

Everyone is getting quiet.

Hey, Ralph, how much is a copy of Orgasm?

- OK. It was nice to meet you. - Nice meeting you, too.

Nor do I. He made cuffs in my pants.