Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ha, ha, ha. Do you like it? It came to me during the night.
I mean, you're going after guys like Jay or whoever
the prosecution
BATES: Mr. Kirkland, as you undoubtedly know,
So I reviewed it.
As long as we keep a little friction between us, there's...
No problems. No problems.
On the basis...
COP 1: Clear the way. COP 2: Move out of the way.
It's the Super Bowl, and I'm the quarterback.
I got him off on murder.
other than the testimony of the victim herself.
[PRISONERS HOOTING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Am I going to jail? I can't go.
Goddamn it!
It does prove it, doesn't it? Yes, you're innocent.
Well, sometimes the boys get bored.
That's all I want to do is just sit here.
He goes to law school. I'm a lawyer.
You’re UNREGISTERED! THIS WHOLE COURT IS UNREGISTERED!
Son of a bitch. Day in, day out, the same goddamn thing.
Carries around a battery-operated razor.
protecting guilty people and getting them off and they're not affected by it.
regardless of who's guilty or innocent.
Gibson, get the hell away... Get out of there.
ladies and gentleman of the jury,
You'll end up being a very important lawyer.
ARTHUR: Oh, God.
Come on, Arthur. He told the truth.
is that that girl has been beaten and raped.
I hope you got this under control. I don't want anything crazy.
His people just called the office,
who should be taken out and squashed like a cockroach.
No.
He did it.
He forgot his case.
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
CLERK: The next case...
But they're not proof Fleming raped Leah Shepard.
The old Chinese proverb. Ha, ha, ha.
[♪♪♪]
What makes you the great voice of authority?
Jeff?
Where the hell did he get the plates?
So you want me to throw the Fleming thing out the window, is that it?
Then do it. Defend Fleming.
How high up do you go?
That's terrific, Wenke.
What am I supposed to do?
forcing cherry bombs in their mouths.
you would be the perfect lawyer to handle my defense.
and I can't get him out.
Ugh, I gotta tell you, judge, you know, I'm not...
What are you talking about, Jay? I got Earl Soames.
He said, Yes.
my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel
and I used to hear that stuff every day.
I'd like to call your attention to some corrections in that report.
I have character references, testimonials
By telling the police, you didn't prevent a crime.
I got a case coming up here, Art.
we are not conducting some kind of witch hunt.
He's been bringing them up all morning.
RAYFORD: Come on. Get... Get...
it was time to come down on the nigga.
Go? Yeah.
Sex photos, sex crime. Is he guilty? Is he?
But the fact remains, I am innocent.
Hi, judge.
If you were me, would you do it?
WOMAN: Let's reach for the sky.
So, what are you doing here?
Eighteen months. Eighteen months?
Packer. Packer.
Did you know that there's a guy
We wanna win regardless of the truth.
Son of a gun.
Got a serving spoon?
That's why this thing makes no sense to me.
I can understand your strict enforcement of the statute.
Told you I had good instincts.
That's understandable, sir. It's just...
who happens to be a suicidal maniac.
everybody's gonna be screaming political deal.
The consequences are that I'll be disbarred, Gail.
And take off that wig.
[ARTHUR GROWLS AND GAIL LAUGHING]
No. That's the answer to your question.
Heh, heh, heh. That was, God.
You're so easy. Heh, heh.
Now I'd like to move things along here.
All I need is a yes or a no on my motion.
I would, Arthur, because it's my job, you know?
A little more stuffing, if you don't mind.
Well, Royce figures that we can be a couple.
Are you crazy? What are you talking to me about?
I have never heard of diabetes causing foul language.
[CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO]
Arthur? Yeah?
Arthur, damn you.
You know? With wings. No, no.
I mean, would you know how to do that?
Just as I hit the treetops, I discovered the meaning of life.
Hang on. Oh!
[SIRENS WAILING]
You did what you could, Mr. Kirkland, but nothing makes sense anymore.
Sure. Besides, it gets... It gets lonesome up there.
That goes a little bit beyond an angry boyfriend.
There's a guy. Not armed.
Put your hand out.
Larry, that's privileged information.
I can't appeal it! He's dead!
I heard you say, Go.
Maybe I ought to start throwing out banana peels.
Jay!
GUARD 2: Hey, Kirkland. Watch your hands.
I want everything out in the open. I'm very pleased, Arthur.
[♪♪♪]
So, what are you doing? What's going on?
Turkey, I know. What is this? What is it?
ARTHUR: Bowers. Frank Bowers.
I'm a lawyer because of him.
I don't give a shit.
At 9:41 he will be guilty.
Now, if you check your records, you'll see it's there someplace.
I can't believe this. I tell you, I just don't believe it.
Pretty, isn't it? [GASPS]
Are you sure you didn't say, Go? I'm sure.