Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If my client is innocent, she's lying.

At 12:00 tonight, he went out and he killed two kids.

and Mr. Fleming would like you to represent him.

This is my grandson, Arthur.

The committee works just about every night.

First and second time.

The whole trial is out of order.

Do you always carry that with you?

Wait, wait, wait.

I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women.

he would always say:

Watching another task force briefing. This is what I hear in my head every time he speaks.

Okay? Okay. Yes, sir.

Give him my love.

And if I don't defend him,

FLEMING: Mr. Wenke, may I ask you to step forward, please?

And we wanna win regardless of justice,

I think that you're crazy.

COP 1: Here. All right, take your positions.

You're crazy. The whole world is crazy.

On Greenway Avenue.

What is this? The two of you got together,

and a very shaky, very crazy Jeff McCullaugh goes to court.

They got to have a nigga every 20 minutes.

Do you want some more coffee? Yeah.

I know, Jay. Right. Good.

Your very own favorite judge. Judge Fleming?

So I tried to get him off.

Arthur? Arthur!

That's my area, not Burton's area, so...

Here's the name and address of a witness

How're we doing?

There I was, plunging to the earth.

Where the heck is he?

What's the joke, Warren?

what would happen if he stuck a firecracker in somebody's mouth?

Perhaps there's an exception to the statute.

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

when you were first seen in the alley.

This is not a case of monetary damages, judge.

Last week, two lawyers were disbarred on minor charges.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Oh. What about Daniels?

Watch out for the car.

to protect the rights of the individual

Do you think maybe we could just sort of, you know, go out a bit? Not...

I know, I know, I know it, Jeff.

Mr. Kirkland said I'd be out on probation.

PRISONER 4: Easy, easy. That's my wife you're talking about.

It's Fleming's favorite color.

And he'd like to do it again! He told me so.

Another truth is that my client voluntarily...

Yeah, let's just say I'm one of the privileged.

I am a lawyer, Sam.

I just don't know what to tell you.

What are we waiting for?

there's gonna be big trouble, I'm telling you.

Arthur's in the Coast Guard.

But I'm not going to jail you.

JAY: No. I'm not ready!

That was good. Very good work. I wanna thank you for your counsel.

just to get away from some guys.

I mean, me, taking hostages.

I went to the police. I went down, told them I had information for them.

I told him to move on, but he continued to use profanity

Put him someplace else?

we got into this cab over on Garrison Boulevard,

You didn't come for three weeks.

All right. All right, what else you got?

The eyewitness? How'd you do that?

He don't remember so good.

Even if he is, what difference does it make? Come on.

That is the best I can do. I'm just not in a good mood, you know?

I got you by the balls, Frank.

You can't see me? Can you see me now?

Mr. Kirkland, there's always one.

Sunday morning, 10:00.

who think differently.

All right. That's it.

to determine whether or not they are true.

the finding of the truth.

What's your cousin's name? I don't know.

Just this much, that's all I want.

JEFF: What difference does that make?

Well, there are two lawyers up in the third floor men's room

Besides, I got the lunch.

Now, if I'm gonna be your lawyer,

ARTHUR: My partner.

Therefore, inadmissible in a court of law.

Nope, not interested.

He said, Arthur Kirkland, he the man to see.

PRISONER 4: A star is born.

If he gets him, he's gonna be a star.