Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, I know, I know it, Jeff.
I mean, me, taking hostages.
Therefore, inadmissible in a court of law.
At 12:00 tonight, he went out and he killed two kids.
What are we waiting for?
But I'm not going to jail you.
The committee works just about every night.
Perhaps there's an exception to the statute.
Jeff.
just to get away from some guys.
COP 1: Here. All right, take your positions.
There I was, plunging to the earth.
who think differently.
On Greenway Avenue.
If he gets him, he's gonna be a star.
Give him my love.
we got into this cab over on Garrison Boulevard,
Sunday morning, 10:00.
What's your cousin's name? I don't know.
I just don't know what to tell you.
Just this much, that's all I want.
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
That was good. Very good work. I wanna thank you for your counsel.
Watch out for the car.
to determine whether or not they are true.
How're we doing?
The eyewitness? How'd you do that?
I got you by the balls, Frank.
Besides, I got the lunch.
This is my grandson, Arthur.
Your very own favorite judge. Judge Fleming?
Nope, not interested.
I know, Jay. Right. Good.
Arthur's in the Coast Guard.
You can't see me? Can you see me now?
PRISONER 4: Easy, easy. That's my wife you're talking about.
Well, there are two lawyers up in the third floor men's room
FLEMING: Mr. Wenke, may I ask you to step forward, please?
Do you think maybe we could just sort of, you know, go out a bit? Not...
Another truth is that my client voluntarily...
the finding of the truth.
Yeah, you?
They got to have a nigga every 20 minutes.
Here's the name and address of a witness
Watching another task force briefing. This is what I hear in my head every time he speaks.
Do you always carry that with you?
I think that you're crazy.
he would always say:
JEFF: What difference does that make?
Whoo!
I'm all right.
So I tried to get him off.
Yeah, let's just say I'm one of the privileged.
He don't remember so good.
Even if he is, what difference does it make? Come on.
The whole trial is out of order.
Oh, my, my!
It's Fleming's favorite color.
Put him someplace else?
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
Now, if I'm gonna be your lawyer,
when you were first seen in the alley.
And if I don't defend him,
And we wanna win regardless of justice,
[SIGHS]
All right. All right, what else you got?
I told him to move on, but he continued to use profanity
Mr. Kirkland said I'd be out on probation.
what would happen if he stuck a firecracker in somebody's mouth?
And he'd like to do it again! He told me so.
I went to the police. I went down, told them I had information for them.
and Mr. Fleming would like you to represent him.
I am a lawyer, Sam.
Okay? Okay. Yes, sir.
to protect the rights of the individual
You're crazy. The whole world is crazy.
What's the joke, Warren?
You didn't come for three weeks.
REISLER: Yeah.
All right. That's it.
I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh. What about Daniels?
Oh, God.
First and second time.
That's my area, not Burton's area, so...
He said, Arthur Kirkland, he the man to see.
If my client is innocent, she's lying.
Where the heck is he?
That is the best I can do. I'm just not in a good mood, you know?
Oh, Jesus.
This is not a case of monetary damages, judge.
there's gonna be big trouble, I'm telling you.
Mr. Kirkland, there's always one.
ARTHUR: My partner.
JAY: No. I'm not ready!
Last week, two lawyers were disbarred on minor charges.
PRISONER 4: A star is born.
What is this? The two of you got together,
and a very shaky, very crazy Jeff McCullaugh goes to court.
Do you want some more coffee? Yeah.
Arthur? Arthur!